Pilko

1-0 Rochdale, deflected own goal after about 75 mins.

"A couple of plates spinning" probably refers to the two Rustlers burgers he's just hoyed into microwaves in the area adjacent to the press room.

He always seems to get an injury when the window is open like. Little cunt.

Good on him, class player and deserved better than playing in front of the utter fucking divvies that are our matchgoing fan base.

Stockport are a good price today. Also fancy Forest at evens and Swindon to bounce back away at Plymouth.

"Whey, wor Yoshi scored in the cup game against Leicester, that's for sure, so he'll roll up his sleeves and have a crack at doing it again today"

The bicey in the Brighton game was excellent like. Love owt like that.

1-3. Early Vardy goal cancelled out by Carroll, load of huff and puff, few home corners, then two sucker punches and Brucey says we were outstanding and the crowd amazing and unlucky etc.

I'd fucking love Morelos for a laugh like. Be carnage.

It worked the other way round though. Big Phil Scolari signed Geoff Horsfield for £30m in the late nineties and he was Palmeiras' top goalscorer for years.

Liverpool seem to be getting even more bullshit spawny decisions go their way than last year even with "the great leveller" of VAR.

Sky settled the Salah and Jiminez shots on target boost as a loser despite Jiminez playing 18 mins as a sub. Fucking cunts, surely they should be refunding it?

Took the Morelos and Brown carded boost at 4/1. Bosh. Morelos booked for basically nowt too. Nice fifty notes to start the day with.

Moyes and West Ham is turning into a really shit version of Hiddink and Chelsea.

Took the Morelos and Brown carded boost at 4/1.

Brucey 101: Inept home defeat? Talk about how brilliant the crowd was over and over again to deflect attention from your own multiple failings.

First home defeat since the opening day, my half time hot dog tasted no worse for it. Brucey's mags will have a strong 2020 based on today's efforts, we were just unlucky.

Mates with Dave Jones through Sky potentially? Might be there in an advisory position. "What you wanna do Parky is grin like a maniac to the Sky cameras when you get thumped, that usually does the trick"

Ending the match with a sort-of front three of Atsu, Joelinton and Yedlin fuck me. Worst forward line since Kuqi and Ranger.

Wuh got wuh backsides kicked

"At least wuh give it a crack and wuh give the fans a goal to cheer"

He'll be delighted, his favourite club are walking to an easy win.

Swiss Stevie Taylor playing at centre half today.

He wins us as many points as he costs us IMO.

Anyone else find his 3 games on, 3 games off shtick really fucking annoying? Goes from being unbeatable to throwing them in and back again in little bursts.