Pilko

Andy Carroll, Wolves away circa 2010, in the white change shirt. Still may be my favourite NUFC headed goal other than BDB's cup final one.

Timber's fucking crap

The crowd must have forgot to bring their boots along.

I hope PSG absolutely scuttle these.

Because he doesn't watch any of the games. It's basically a list of eleven players who either scored, assisted or kept a clean sheet that week.

Welbeck is a decent-to-good PL striker at least. In years gone by you could make a YouTube video of "versus Newcastle" where the likes of Jason Roberts, Shane Long, Jon Walters and Morten Gamst Pedersen all looked like Pele and Eusebio's long lost illegitimate son.

First the undoubled award, now this. Not sure I can enjoy our trophy-winning & European placed season anymore tbh.

Another howler. Ridiculous VAR red for Evanilson when he slips. Refs deserve all the abuse and shit they get, the standard is an absolute disgrace.

They're desperate to find a red via VAR today aren't they? He clearly slips, ridiculous if they end up awarding this.

One of their furthest away jaunts of the season, he'll have just seen the fuel bill.

If Paddy Dorgu is Exhibit A of what will happen if they give Alsoran money to spend, I hope they open up the combined wealth of Scrooge McDuck's vault and Harry Potter's Gringotts bank account to the fucker.

There'll be a bigger queue for that than the one Bonnie Blue had.

Casemiro in with an assault but Bournemouth are trying to injure the poor Man Yoo players.

Another fucking crap decision there, Tyler Adams cleanly wins the ball in a great tackle, ref plays on and then suddenly decides it's a foul and a card because that lesbian impersonator Garnacho writhed around a bit.

Just watched the replay of the disallowed goal again, what an absolute fucking disgrace of a decision that was. Two incidents in Premier League games today where the keeper has jumped into a stationary player and won themselves a foul. Utterly pathetic.

Great to have him back.

We're due a win there. Was the last time the Diame goal game? They're in shite form, we should be going there to win and be moderately satisfied with a draw should it pan out that way.

I think it's a good sign that we've seen 3-0 wins against Leicester and Ipswich lately where the general consensus is that we didn't play overly well. The better teams can look out of sorts and still have enough quality shine through to put the basement chod sides to the sword. Got to be happy with that today. Win, +3 GD, no injuries (touch wood) or suspensions. Was always one of those "just win it" games regardless of the performance.

Great header. Just shows what happens when you bring someone who can actually move off the bench up top.

Can't blame him when the dickhead with the whistle buys it every time.

Hope that cunt ref chokes on his whistle. Shite.

I hate this soft cunt protection of goalkeepers. Same thing happened in the Chelsea game, Sanchez flew out and clattered Mykolenko and was awarded a free kick. Total shit.

Send out a search party for Joe Willock.

Sanchez is as shit as that decision was.

Hell of a finish for a striker without a goal for nearly four months that.