Pilko

Clever signing as he'll not need registering as part of the squad for the next few seasons, good way to extend our 25 and invest in excellent long-term home-grown potential. Get it done please

Would like Hall. £30m seems slightly steep but not ridiculous. Wonder if we could get away with 25+5 or similar?

Roker Revolutionary Front Watch out lads, they've got paintbrushes and they ain't afraid to use 'em. Man the barricades, the Joker Revolewtionary Cunts have just cleaned out the local paint shop's supply of crimson. Lock up your posters, hide your adverts, take down your pictures, the R.R.F. are in town and they mean business.

Same guy who gave that push into the keeper on Willock Vs Palace at home as a foul and disallowed the goal too. Clearly a fucking imbecile who needs relegating to Sunday mornings.

As if they're fucking laughing as O'Neil talks through it, how disrespectful is that from the Sky lot ffs.

Took O'Neil to mention it to bring it up at all.

Sky will be shit scared to mention the pen shout as they won't be able to send Carra and Nev in for any more cozy powder puff interviews with Webb at his fancy refereeing centre if they dare criticise him or the bunch of bent cunts he employs.

Not a fucking peep about it from Sky since the check was complete either, no replays and no mention of it. Brush it under the carpet lads, Man U won as the brand dictates so let's focus on that.

Hope O'Neil gives the ref both barrels in the post-match interview, somehow doubt it like.

Been saying this for years and 100% agree. Damaging "the brand" will be the only thing to cause action.

This is it for me. O'Neil being booked for complaining is ridiculous, how is any manager supposed to just accept that decision? No wonder Moutinho waited in the car park, these bent incompetent fucking cunts deserve it frankly. Wolves fans should surround his car on the way out.

Can anyone remember Ayoze Perez being absolutely clattered like that away to Forest in the League Cup in the dying seconds and being waved away? They went up and made it 3-1 from the breakaway.

O'Neil should have walked his players off the pitch at that point. What a fucking joke.

That is proof of it was ever needed that corruption is rife in this league. On what planet is that not a penalty? The ball has gone and the keeper fucking clatters him. And of course O'Neil is punished for daring to ask for that totally stonewall pen. Fuck football, how fucking bent is that?

That has to be a pen from Onana FFS. Clatters the lad after the ball has gone.

Hell of a debut from England's Mason Nowt tonight. Really special the way he floats about, rarely touching the ball and offering absolutely bugger all in both defence and attack.

Klopp

Gary O'Neil knows this league and knows these players, he'll have them solid and working their socks off and organised. 0-2.

Ah here's our bit of airtime.

The new "player view" reminds me of:

Couldn't understand the money spent on Cucarella when he left Brighton and I've not seen him have a good game since, always seems to make mistakes. Hope we avoid despite Eddie's ability to turn water into wine. Tierney or Hall I'd be pleased with - very different in terms of experience vs potential but trust the decision either way. Get one in and it's been a superb window, just need to clear off the bomb squad before it shuts any which way we can.

Just came in to say exactly this. She's thick as fucking pigshit, doesn't have a clue about anything and she's wearing more eyeliner than fucking Noel Fielding.

Not a fan of the Chelsea spendathon much but quite funny that now poor penniless Jürgen has finally unlocked some cash to spend that nae cunt wants to go anywhere near him Really hope they end up blowing it on someone crap and not worth the Dosh now that they've shown their hand and the world knows they've got it burning a hole in their pocket. They need to sign a defensive mid or they're knacked based on the evidence of Sunday so I hope clubs absolutely take the piss out of him.

Remy in more recent times, basically kept us in the league in an otherwise horrific season.

Klopp in being massive cunt shocker. He can't help himself, it's ingrained into his soul to act like a complete and utter fucking dick no matter what the scenario.