Ketsbaia

1 glamour team + 2 poor teams from nice places (Copenhagen, Braga etc) Also, I've had the UCL theme as my alarm clock for the past 3 months so the buzz is actually off the scale. Can't wait for it.

It didn't feel like it 70 mins in but yeah, his underlying stats were good and the short-term fixtures look great.

The Nicolas Jackson transfer very nearly flopped Phew.

Aye, was frustrating growing up in a 50/50 CLS. Given the choice, why would so many people choose them lot?!?! Guess it must be a family thing.

I'm on board up to a point But those lines trigger something inside me

I've not strayed past episode two yet. I'm torn between liking the people at our club and cringing so hard at the fans they speak to. All this "we're really special, there's nobody like this Geordie Nation" stuff I find horrific. Is it good? Probably not. Entertaining? Not really. But the players, staff and higher-ups all seem so canny, with their heads screwed on.

Mbeumo, Mitoma and Estupinan all hauling

The Champions League Fantasy game has updated and it has our players alongside the elite

Didn't realise he was a Newcastle fan! I dunno.... he's clearly a class 18-year-old but, after a quiet summer, I was hoping the final signing would be an established, right-now Champions League player. But, in this world of ludicrous Caicedo/Rice/Enzo fees, perhaps £35m is now a bargain. Who knows

Can't wait for FFP to melt these Chelsea twats.

That's better.

Disappointingly sensible from Everton. Never good to see.

Think we'll only get a 2-1 win this time, because these are good.

Bit late posting this but it's been work's biggest week of the year. Hopefully things calm down now the season is underway I spent ages and ages trying to come up with a Salah draft but it was always £0.5m short (Rashford, Saka, Gabriel, Haaland, Estupinan were never in doubt). Ultimately, I went with a safe template team. £1.5m in the bank provides flexibility, let's see if Richarlison really is entrusted to be Kane's replacement.... Good luck everyone!

So many appealing midfielders this year that I'd never considered Salah. But just made a nice draft with him.... a dangerous idea

Ahhh was hoping to get the Adidas ITK swoop. Bringing back the nostalgia.

Impressive again. Keep going at this rate, maybe we can fetch a £500k transfer fee from Saudi Arabia. Oh wait.

That fee is a disgrace, mind. Genuinely can't believe it.... Henderson was bloody £13m! Farewell sweet prince, miss you already

Be class if Kane joins Bayern, like. Hopefully that rules Spurs out of things for a while. Us, Chelsea and Villa battling for 5th place.

Yep, we should be all over Olise. What a bargain.... and the position we need.

You'd be gutted if you were Palace and THAT is who he's going to.

The audacity of these clubs, man Dodgy deal? We're getting underpaid for our only souce of flair! Genuinely a £40-50m player right now & the fee sounds nowhere near. They can get to fuck

If Soton are hating the value, rather than instalments, please move on. He'll likely be a good player but we have more urgent matters.

This jealousy of Villa isn't a good feeling

I won't accept any negative word about ASM Gonna miss him loads, think he's underrated by our fanbase. If he and Barnes end up going for the same price, we've been screwed over.