Doctor Zaius

City absolutely all over the shop. Why has he start Nunes wide left? Looks lost

Two wins in a row from this and Liverpool. Howay

For anyone that fancies torturing themselves

Getting a hammering tonight but they were second favourites to go down, so anything but relegation would be acceptable surely. One defeat in five before this. Would quite like to see Rooney do well.

This. When I first started going on my own as a youngun I went to cup and UEFA Cup home games with a group of mates. Easy to get (relatively cheap) tickets together because we didnt sell out anything other than league (or big cup) games. We sang and chanted all the way through. No chance of that now.

Nail on the head.

Looks good cutting inside when coming on for the last half hour against tired legs. Otherwise....

My word

Murphy

Every single player on the pitch has been crap aside from probably Lewis Hall Some of them laughably shit.

VAR is fucking laughable like

Crap in the final third

Joelinton didn't track him either. Just stood there.

Piss poor from Kelly

Given how we've been recently, and that they're shite and Lopetegui is a dead man walking, I'll be gutted if we lose tonight like

All this chat about Spurs and the revenue from their stadium. Don't want a situation where a new stadium takes away from the city. It doesn't matter in London. It makes a difference here. Even castle leazes is a bit far for my liking. Edit: I've also 0 interest in any 'fan park' either like. Plastic rubbish imo.

Think they've got far too much talent but I'd love it if Palace went down. More so than Everton

Hall looks so much leaner and quicker this season

There'll be two reasons we sell him: We have to because of PSR He wants to leave, because we haven't been able to build on our progress because of PSR. The end result being we are weakened and unable kick on...because of PSR working entirely as designed.

8 players already pulled out of this squad. Clearly they've 0 interest in playing in the Nations League and 0 interest in playing for Carsley. Cant blame them, third international break of the season already and entirely for a competition absolutely nobody cares about.

Haway, he's on camera calling Klopp a 'German cunt' like. It's not only massively stupid but obviously really unprofessional. Officials get more stick than they deserve, and it's a bit of a disgrace at all levels but you can't really be calling fellow professionals in the game cunts on camera can you? If a footballer made a video where he called a referee a cunt you'd imagine he'd be charged by the FA at the very least

Top 5 is absolutely there for the taking like. Expect Man Utd to find some form under Amorim and I suspect they'll be one of the main challengers. I think Spurs and Villa will remain inconsistent all season, albeit for different reasons. You'd expect the likes of Brighton, Fulham and Forest to drop off somewhat. Chelsea look like top 4 material.

All of the bottom 8 still to play at home, two more away games than home. Some 'decent' teams they still haven't played but overall they're looking in good nick. I genuinely do think the league is weak this year. The three relegated teams were last years promoted teams. Everyone around them will struggle for consistency. As good of a chance as ever to go up.

Mourinho Absolute busted flush man. Managerial equivalent of signing a 33 year old midfielder whos struggling in Turkey because his legs have gone on the basis that he was once good. It'll be international or somewhere purely for the coin for him when Fenerbahce bin him off.

Desperate for a win and a good performance away from home. As good as we were against Arsenal, getting results against good teams at home where we cede possession and counter press has never been an issue. Playing away from home has, for the over a year now. Having said that, these are flying. A front four of Elanga, MGW, Hudson-Odoi and inexplicably Chris Wood is very dangerous. A draw would probably be a decent result.