themanupstairs

I could cry. I swear I could. I know it's "only football", but man that team riles me up proper. I swear I could cry.

Mike And the rest of you mofos stop with the hope. He's going nowhere!

Pardew is a fucking waste of oxygen. Come on Steve Parish you bellend ffs.

Wont Tadic come on for you if you already have two defenders out?

No Clyne, Clichy or Yaya. FML.

As bad as Alan Smith. Even worse since he is in our present, and the other fuck is ancient history.

He's something else. The only reason to watch NUFC at the moment.

This. End of.

"A result of some description"?? Who the fuck says that?

That's the best thing ever

I don't understand how apathy has been allowed to set in. How the fuck has this utter oxygen thief not been hounded out the city? This shit eating docile fanbase needs to grow a fucking pair and stop living in fairytale land. Alan Pardew is a fucking impostor. If the St James' rabble don't realize this and don't hound him out, then we are doomed. He is even worse than Mike Ashley IMO. This fucking cunt has heaped more embarrassment on us than Ashley ever can manage. I wish I could ever come to within touching distance of him.

No changes at HT YESSS

Dat freekick we won when someone tripped Sissoko up, and dat way we lost the ball after the first pass

"And not enough of them have ended up making any sort of impact at all. Only eight of those 24 players (signed by Rodgers) have made five or more Premier League starts this season, which is a real worry" Ouch.

Fuck off Sunderland. Fuck off Pardew. Set of cunts.

Totally screwed on Bony, Clichy and Herrera today. Toure captain eases the pain somewhat, but still, not good enough.

Huge difference between reading them on the internet, and singing them from the Gallowgate for real. Was a steep learning curve but I got it eventually.

CB pairing has to be Coloccini on the right side with Dummett to his left. Janmaat and Haidara as fullbacks. Anything else and we'll lose IMO. Saylor could work too obviously as he's better on the ball than Dummett, but he is high risk to do something stupid again.

It's never us. In this case I am glad it isn't us. Wouldn't want these corrupt thieving bastards to come anywhere near us. Scum like them and Spurs are made for each other.

If supercunt pards is into his stats, then he should really look at the correlation between our defeats and Gouffran being in the team. He dropped him for a period, and I really thought he's finally sussed him, but it seems that he hasn't. What happens on Sunday is as simple as whether Gouffran is picked or not. If he's in the team, it means we're going out to contain them for a draw. If he isn't means we're going out to win.

As much as I want to dislike him for being so shit, I keep remembering that he doesn't pick where he plays.

Bollocks is he injured man. Another Pardew cop out. The trashing of Alnwick is fucking ridiculous. All those judging a keeper with less than 5 professional first team appearances should apply to work as scouts.

It's fucking depressing how simple logic just doesn't seem to win with this cunt of a manager.

Ayew for real? Aye

We go again. This does not slip. :mike: