themanupstairs

Can;t make my mind up if this is a good time to play Chelsea or not

you sir, speaketh a rather good idea

You're fucking shitting me!!! what source is this from??

Why would he actually go out there to lie on purpose?

aye I know

On paper our midfield isn't bad, but you're spot on about ball retention. Butt, Duff, Martins and Enrique give the ball away so many times in general it's disgusting

I'm a pro lip-reader and could see him mouthing to the physio "5 more minutes! tell them to wait. 5 more minutes". Guess Kinnear didn't want to take any risks and just threw Guthrie on anyway. Good choice imo

So true.. just look at the statistic of our midfielders, league appearances (goals) for us: Butt 96 (5) Duff 49 (2) Barton 29 (2) [both of them penalties if I'm not mistaken] Gutierrez hasn't played that many games for us, but he isn't really a goalscorer 1 in 99 for Velez and 5 in 96 for Mallorca Then we have Guthrie 0 in 25 for Bolton 0 in 15 for Southampton 0 in 9 for us I'm pretty sure Guthrie scored at least 1 for Bolton tbf His rocket of a volley should have won us the Wigan game.

codswallop

Ah ya ya coco jumbo Ah ya yeh!

3 threads on Nile Ranger??? Not enough imho

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: can't fucking tell you how happy i am!!! despite my hard shell exterior, i've got to say a massive THANK YOU to all the mods and everyone else who's brought us back to life. love all you twats now let's start winning some fucking football

serie Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh load of wank

Cacapa had a poor game yes.... but aren't you lot a bunch of fickle whining girls!! get a grip ffs

Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton was spotted late last evening walking around the Bigg Market sporting an I LOVE ASHLEY t-shirt

In other news, messrs Barton and Glitter were spotted scouting future talent for NUFC at the local park in Durham

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When pressed on the matter further, Lucifer admitted that he IS Joey Barton

OMG i KNEW it

You watch the number of bookings and sendings off of opposition players that will come about after these comments. He does it constantly to sway referees. No more, no less. Nowt to do with him being a soft cock (which he is, and so are his players).

Chopra is a Geordie who plays for the mackems and would probably kiss the badge if he scores against us. Got to be boo'ed no two ways about it

good lord sweeeeet jesus!!

Dear Joey Barton, It's clear that the British media hates you, and have launched a witch-hunt to get you banned at any cost. As a Newcastle fan, I beg you....rather IMPLORE you to keep it all on the football pitch. Play hard, and play fair. Your game is picking up, and your influence on our team is massive. Keep your gob shut and your arms down. Walk away. Everytime. Walk away from any scum (cockney, brummie, geordie, scouse or mackem) that tries to goad you into a reaction. You've done time for doing some horrendous s*** in the past, but that's that. In the past. They want to see you fail, so what better way to flick two fingers back at them all than to do it on the football pitch where it matters. I know you will bleed for the club's cause. So just get on with it and help us win as many games as you can, score as many as you can. It's the only way. f*** you for previously being an odious little s***, but now you're our odious little s***. Get out there and do a job son. Sincerely, thedudeupstairs

No! to be honest I wouldn't give a fuck! It's petty meaningless words that get said on a football pitch. If we're going after players calling another big lips or whatever, why not go after players calling each other cunts or cheats or poofs! the whole thing is a cheap petty ploy to heap more pressure on Barton, and indirectly, NUFC.

Simply stunning. Boy oh boy!!! I really hope this Villa officials crap isn't true. They will look like complete fucking idiots no matter what the outcome is. Lip-reading experts? fuck me!! What a joke