Dr.Spaceman

Just envisaged Mitchell signing on the dotted line, before turning to Amanda and Mehrdad and being like "Right, have you heard of...."

In the mud, absolutely love that as much as this appointment

As long as it's not a fucking Spurs fan.

First thought was "What fucking league are Cobham in?"

Or the players. They couldn't give a shite about any of us

Excellent, they've now got some pennies to throw our way for Longstaff.

Twatcliffe living up to his name then.

All these youth signings is really great to see

Nah, that was at SJP in 2004 when they pumped us 4-1. He was like a fucking brick wall that day.

"News"

Drain the swamp! Drain the swamp!

Here we go here we go here we go

Of course we could. We could also sign nobody.

I'm dying to know what this is based on

Goal involvements is a much better high level metric imo. MGW is involved in a goal every 2.6 games. Elanga 2.78 CHO 3.4 Murphy 2.54 Doesn't even begin to tell you the whole story though.

I'll be annoyed if Trippier is starting ahead of Tino this coming season that's for sure.

There'd be too many coronaries inside SJP man

Not sure I could be arsed with Adeyemi, think he'd be very frustrating. Plus he plays on the left a lot, not sure we need another left sided forward!

He's been on a slow burning face turn for quite a while now. He's almost one of us.

Yeah, I remember flashes of that. I just hated the way he crossed the ball for us, he seemed to float everything diagonally meaning our strikers needed to nearly break their necks to get anything on it. I remember being way more annoyed by those crosses than I perhaps should have been

Raphina

I just don't think we're at the point where we're turning our noses up at good players because they're right footed.

Mbappe is such a child.

But we play with an inverted left and a more traditional wing on the right. We still need to flesh the squad out with good players regardless of what foot, how tall, how quick etc they are imo.

Why