Darth Crooks

To be fair I know about half a dozen Chelsea supporters and all of them have been supporting them for years.My next door neighbour used to be a season ticket holder there,but stopped when Roman bought it because he didn't agree with the blanket buying of success.Manchester United and Liverpool are the pld school glory hunting twats tbh. I'm from near nuneaton billy loads of em there. disgusting. That said few toon supporters about because of mining and that too.

This is called shutting the gate once the horse has bolted. This is the absolute fucking dregs

Quelle Surprise

The way Keys speaks is as if he's trying to be Steve Stifler looking hard in front of the lads. Its not like its just natural banter. Its really put on 'yeah im in football too eh? lads eh?' type stuff. Prize bellends the pair of 'em

Should all join together to morph into a giant robotic andy gray. do it Kasper!

He'd no doubt come out and smash it, like oh my god

Almost as much fun as setting peoples default web page to meatspin.com

Is that called an intra-peinous injection?

You gotta Bart me up, Bart me up so I never stop *Jagger Moves*

'Ahhh ConStucsious saaaay.....'

Statto bollocks aside. Theres an obvious detrimental difference to our team when the likes of jonas are out of it to when hes in it. Especially on the form he displayed yesterday. Very least of our worries

Yeah, whatever. Coloccini has scored double the goals of him in the premiership now, says it all really. http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4006/vendetta.th.jpg Says it all really

He has good feet. I don't agree with what HTT (I think) said that he's just another athlete with no ability that will end up in the lower leagues. If he can sort out his finishing he'll be an asset to us.

Tbf lennon is freakishly quick on the turn and has lightning quick feet on the ball. Makes it much more difficult to pinpoint one particular thing he should've done. Should be playing to the corners that late on...i'd have just snapped the little sod anyhow

HBA/Shawn Michaels mashup. Make it so

Tis a bit nasty but I can't see a single negative about this news...I'm thrilled tbh

Had a spelk down the jap. Top that

<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/983272"><img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1249977126_dramatic_black_woman.gif" alt="funny gifs"></a> WHAAAAA ??

Glad to see the lad get a run out tbh. From those minutes alone I have inifinitely more confidence in him than Smith

Surely crap and terrible are synonyms?

Lose 2-1 to the scrotum faced wii playing bastard unfortunately. 'AHWW WHO'S INKED ME?!'.....the big tit

Neither did my rawhide They're both good ideas, if it helps at all. It doesn't Ian. It doesn't. god love you. I feel like will Smith in the Pursuit of Happyness tbh about it

We should sign Ashley young and find two called Gifted and Black. Don't care if they're shit and we have to sell Carroll and HBA to do it. It'd be awesome

Gone awol again has he? driven to dundee in his bare feet the geet loon