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Think this is a cry for retirement from Walker tonight

“If he keeps crossing the ball like that he’ll have more (suitors)” Matterface on Diouf after Diouf sends in a tame cross that’s easily blocked

I imagine it’ll all be down to him having absurd wage expectations. Howe obviously liked him but he is probably worth wages at a third of what he wants

Do think it’s key that the RW can play multiple positions for that to happen. Gordon will be first choice LW and we know he has some positional fluidity but we’d probably need a more versatile RW to make that work

Todd is gagging to introduce slavery into the football association, think his favourite thing in life is owning people (owning in the traditional sense)

Love them both

More cash in the coffers, we can tie up Wilson to a three year contract extension with this news alone

Walk away

He’s not rated in Germany?

40 seems ridiculous given we almost had him for twenty a year or so ago. They’re almost all but guaranteed to go down next season. Really annoying that they got promoted

Chelsea not willing to meet the price? Hope someone’s doing a psychiatric assessment with Todd as something’s gone wrong there

A Gk position is very different to the others though. If we sign him, he’ll be our starting goalkeeper very early into the season

Welcome to the toon lad

Hope he gets run over

Huge no

Don’t want to see Osula go out on loan, want to see us actually play him over a lad whose legs have gone

Yes

Think Grealish could still be a very good player but his off field partying means he’s probably close to done as a footballer

In fairness, the article is better than the headline. Clickbait nonsense for the most part

There have been rumours of that for years. Levy would only ever do that if he was getting an amazing deal to be bought out. He’s not going to step away unless someone offers more than it’s worth

Possibly the worst article ever written

Djed Spence is quality, not anywhere near as good as Tino or Hall but a really good player

That’s journalism at its lowest ebb