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Must be absolutely brutal bring a fan of Scottish team sports on a national level save for Curling

That’s not satire? Someone actually wrote that sincerely?

Less of that talk Dubya, you mutinous worm

“Eddie, sources are saying that Paul Mitchell was hell bent on drugging you unconscious and cuffing you before driving you down to the FA headquarters and throwing you through their front window with a tag labelled “come get me”. Have you spoken to Paul about this and if so, how destroyed beyond recognition is your relationship?”

Get the fuck in, will make international football more interesting and Eddie is ours

It’s unpredictable, there are a bunch of new players. Also, with no subs it creates a fitness challenge for teams. Think it’s going to be a class contest. We’ll sort the men from the frogs

What do you do for work Paully?

In some circumstances I’d say that would be a sensible move but I find it hard to believe it’ll play out that way with Jim at the helm with the Glazers mopping up the profits. Jim seems to generally have achieved poorly in his sporting ventures and most of them are a lot simpler to run than Man Utd. I’d be amazed if he’s the one to bring Man U back as a serious force in the league

Does feel like it’s morphed into Greedball. I can still enjoy watching the game but fuck me, I absolutely hate it when I’m not watching it

I’d like to say that where we are right now is going to be the low point for football but i think in five year’s time I’ll be hoping the exact same thing

Do find it absolutely baffling how willing coaches are to play TAA in any position so long as he’s on the pitch

Because people haven’t been voting in their own interest at times because they have no power. Therefore, rules that suit a smaller number of clubs have come into effect to their detriment

Aye, what a job they did protecting us. Locked us in a cage with a flesh-eating parasite and then when someone came along with a key and antidote they locked them in the cage with us as well

Wat?

Why are things fucked? If Man City win by virtue of having more financial backing (referring to their 115 case in addition to the APT stuff) then it sets the precedent that as long as you have the resources the PL is fucked and any rules to regulate clubs are destined to fail. The current system is that the biggest and richest clubs are controlling all the rules in the PL which are created to fuck over everyone but themselves I’m not against financial regulation, genuinely safeguarding clubs against owners who are parasites is something I support. I just don’t think there’s any realistic hope of the PL introducing fair financial regulations, but then I don’t think they and the football pyramid can handle permanent litigation so it feels like everything is fucked. Well done football, well done greed

Guler under Mourinho would be a disaster for his career

Up there among the greatest goals of all time. What an insanely gifted player

“The manager has brought in some new ideas, he trusts me as a player which gives me confidence. I think we’re all buying into his ideas. It’s an exciting time for the Whites, we just need to keep working.”

Get in

They can fuck off

Im up for 8 v 8 as well

Beren subs himself off for Mode and the fabric of the universe starts to tear apart

Only watched the last five mins or so, guessing we’ve been awful?

White heat

We’ve got a scorching hot team