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Delighted with this news when it breaks, also very happy to hear any conspiracy theory (whether true or not) about Ashworth

When you ask the AI simulator to make it more “South American”

Good thing they changed managers when they did otherwise Sheff Utd could have been really in the shit by now

That’s a disastrous amount of money to be making a loss on. Looks like the talk of them needing to sell players is likely to be true come the summer

Does feel like there should be an ejector button in the league when a team is as bad as this, or Derby, or Sunderland in previous seasons. Just put them out of their misery

Bonus points for the American accent on the post

Can’t be fucked with that like. Champions League is faultless and has been for years. Europa league and Europa Conference are fine as they are. Of course they don’t get the same buzz as CL but that’s natural. They’ve created a system here where you’re going to get way more one-sided games but large viewing figures still because the “big” teams are involved. I want to watch close contests

Fuck’s sake man. “Got mesel’ a new high score on Bejewelled. What a cracking day out. Ah look at that, the blonde haired lad has scored, reet, need to concentrate, and get the exploding gem otherwise I’m fucked”

My only concern with Longstaff is that he suffers for not playing regularly and it hits his confidence as well. I’d be fine with him being a sub if we saw the best of him like we do with Miggy but it would be nice to see him come on as a sub and influence a game

Dummett’s already been confirmed as off

Aye, no doubt he gave Miley a wedgie after the game and more than likely he gave him a Chinese burn too

Personally think Saka should be an automatic pick

Maybe we should have listened to that poster all along. Who even was it? They stopped posting after we signed Tino right?

The two glaring issues there are Maguire and Phillips. I’d also want Foden having a free role. Think it’s fairly nailed on that Maguire will start given he’s playing for Man U these days. Phillips, it’s not nailed on that Southgate will start him but if he doesn’t, I think it’s likely he’ll go Henderson

I really rate Chilwell. He’s not the most exciting player but he’s extremely reliable (when fit) both defensively and further up the pitch

If Henderson gets games I’m done

Disagree, think he’s a very limited player that can’t control games. I think he’d score goals in teams that have a lot of pace and counter quickly but he just doesn’t influence games anywhere near enough

Feeling confident about this one, think we’ll get a draw at the very least

Leao is world class and would improve pretty much any team in the world

Was talking about how on another night they could have won the game. He’s an utter joke of a manager like

There an upcoming game where the women are playing again at St. James’?

Quality to see

He desperately needs the summer and hopefully it’s just a case of resting his body rather than needing an operation. We need to make sure we don’t break this lad as his ability all hangs on his ability to switch direction and change his balance up in a split second

Finally figured out why the atmosphere is so shite

Pep is going to poison Haaland to death