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Hmm I'd prefer just after payday if possible so I could really go to town. Or use one of the highly reputable payday loan companies endorsed by a glamorous premier league clownshoes factory football club.

How dare he do a contractually obliged interview. The scoundrel.

I'm the last person to defend this fuckwit but I'm not sure there's much he can do if the defence decides its clown day at SJP.

Could imagine some of the more devout players might have an issue with it. Some religions are pretty clear on their views on homosexuality.

Oh, the irony.

Go home Alan, you're drunk.

Should ask for it in cash in a Fucking huge brown envelope

Just rename this the facepalm thread. 2-0 to us btw. Cisse and Sissoko.

Coming down from a high is a bitch like. I got carried away, I'm sorry. Forgive me boys and girls, I'll try and hold my excitement bunch of emotions in tact next time....still probably catch myself smiling at the thought of Ben Arfa playing in a black and white shirt however. No trophies though...unfortunately. Just make sure you've got plenty of tissue in for the Hull match. Shudder to think of the state of your room 5 minutes after full time in the villa game.

Unsurprising. These cunts are supposed to look after the best interests of their clients but like all agents he's more concerned with the best deal for himself. Hang the lot of them, Fucking parasites.

Credit where its due, job well done for me. He set the team up to attack and get at them and we were playing some nice football. Keep it up.

I remember reading that Man Utd had a 24 hour phone number that their players could call for absolutely anything they needed. Toilet blocked? Call the number. Out of cat food? Call the number. Killed a hooker in a drug fuelled game of sex guess who? Call the number. Apparently a lot of them had been cosseted from such a young age they had no idea how to do anything for themselves. One called asking how to post something ffs.

I heard it was actually £50m, and Mike paid it out of his personal 2014 holiday fund for no reason at all. I like this game.i Haven't included wages in that as well. And international aid to Africa. Fair enough, we didn't actually give any but we monitored the fuck out of it. £100m.

Well, they can't do any worse than Puma.

Well, one day the north east might sort it football clubs out. Not holding out much hope like.

I can't blame Given for jumping ship like. The club was a total shambles at the time and there seemed little prospect of improvement.

Chest size, about 42. You're lucky, that's Inochi's height. Least he saves a bit being able to buy kids kits I suppose.

You only need to look at our net transfer spend since Ashley took over to get the answers. Zero investment in the team tells its own story. A good manager with any self respect or prospects would have told FMA to piss off by now.

A big lump up front whose head we can hoof the ball at, a 30 year old poacher who needs the whole team set up for him (and who Pardew would play as a number 10) and I confess I don't know much about the other guy. Oh, and Obertan. Is rather get a new manager and let Carr buy the players thanks.

The last thing I want is Pardew getting the players he wants. I agree. Instead of buying shit cloggers for our shit manager why not just get a decent manager. If we buy the players Pardew wants then when he fails and we sack him then the next manager will be left with a squad full of shite he'll have to shift.

Cue a 1m bid from us then.

That's true at least

Rookie mistake, Ronaldo never tries to justify himself. WNB.

Fuck off with the shit manager talk.

I think we're in profit on transfers since he took over.