Smal

Done it all with a great big grin on his face an' all.

Cissé, man. Get him off.

Would bring Ayoze on for Colback and put him on the left. Thauvin on the right, Sissoko in the middle.

Genuinely like playing with 10 men when this guy plays.

Colback so pointless

Dummet is an awful, awful left back, like. Passable as a centre half. Probably our 3rd best in that position actually. £8m is excessive though .

Can't see why Sissoko can't take Colback's place deeper so De Jong can play.

That defending looks awful but I'm pretty sure it's just because Hatem is untackleable. Pretty sure that's a word.

Colback got called up for England once, man. Best player.

I liked him but Santon was pretty poor 1 v 1, like. Seemed to take nearly as long as Williamson to turn at times.

Villa have signed Adama Traore from Barcelona

Say what you will about his performance but he understands the role infinitely more than Tioté, who is going to be little more than useless in this system. Hope he's ok.

Cech

Genuinely funny how anon Colback is.

Typical Cissé. Playing pure turboshite but still scores.

hoy Ayozé on for Obertan at HT pls.

Mbemba well dodge for the goal, like.

Yeah. Lets the full backs get super wide as well. Which is good as Sissoko's probably not going to provide natural width and Obertan is Obertan.

Reckon Anita's going to be good under McClaren. Actually playing in his proper position.

Ah, there's that player we should've signed so we don't have to play Gouffran/Obertan instead.

No relegation for us this year

Isn't Mexico the most obese country in the world?

This is the first game of football I've watched for 6 months. Cool story.

+1. It's just football at the end of the day. It's not worth potentially destroying something far more important.

5th!