Smal

Can't believe people are suggesting he'll do well at Palace, man. He's fucking awful at pretty much everything to do with management.

I once hit a lass* with braces in at school. Worst thing I've ever done. The girls were pretty stupid standing behind the goals, like. But still; I felt awful. *With a football.

Abeid's fault.

Ah, cba. So boring and I just don't care .

Gonna score all the goals.

Definitely read that second half in Philomena Cunk's voice, like .

Yeah, but Marseille won't give him a new contract as they can't pay him what he wants. Sounds like he'll be asking for more than that. Especially from a club like ours who can offer just about nothing else.

£1.5m a year is £30k p/w. Doubt he'll join us for that, like. Especially when it's a free transfer and he can demand loads.

:lol:

Cabaye was good all round.

That headline is really quite misleading. His actual quotes:

No he isn't.

Claims he was played out of position under Pardew. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rejuvenated-luuk-de-jong-claims-8721824

"Dorset Redneck"

If you really want to, you can read more of that Palace forum by opening it in incognito/private btw.

I think the biggest problem would be the remit of 'here, finish somewhere between 8th and 10th'. Every team he's been at for the last 15 years has wanted to be in the CL spots or at least challenge for them.

There are literally no reasons for Benitez to want to manage us.

He's not even been playing well this season. Wouldn't be so bad if he was scoring one a game or something, but he's been poor considering how much Everton paid for him.

Pelle is more dreamy iyam. Better hair too. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Graziano_Pell%C3%A8_portret.jpg

Been more like last season's Sissoko since Carver took over.

Would like to see him flayed.

We thought that about getting rid of Pardew . Carver is proof that not just anyone will improve your chances.

Stealing a living because of statistics.

Stealing a living because he's tall.

Instead of paying any attention to this I'm going out for dinner and completely ignoring it until at least the weekend. We are absolutely bound to lose.