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Leon Osman has one hell of a headset dent in his heed.

Could it have killed him? I mean I’m not a doctor.

Violent conduct for me.

No way that isn’t a pen.

He’s uploaded an apology. I made it 14 seconds in, where he says thousands of people have been talking about him and looks reasonably happy about it.

Bro fucking knew.

Doesn’t excuse his attitude and he’s far from the biggest issue with this team, but I’d be miffed if I was coming off the back of last season, running myself into the ground due to injuries, and I found out my club had invited Liverpool to the table then shut the door when Minteh and Anderson went.

Slow ball across the pitch that 2 Fulham players could have attacked and we’re standing round, feet planted like we’re playing on 80 ping with a Madcatz controller.

Textbook strike to take the slightly heavier touch to work the space then he has the time to work his feet for the optimum technique and let the shot go. Some may call it boring, but there aren't many who can do what he does.

Mitchell had a fantastic opportunity to do that in his interview in fairness. I get the DOF should be there. Just not when he’s strived to be the headline news with his words. Anyways, glad to have won.

No idea why Mitchell and Eales were there, Mitchell particularly should be the invisible man. Much improvement needed on the pitch. Effort and application is there and we have the quality, just that quality cannot be warming a bench for 45. I don’t think it helps the team when some are in business for themselves, we need to be United on and off the pitch, sick of these sly little interviews and some snippets tacked into articles.

Yep, feel fully justified in cancelling my Sky Sports subscription.

It was confusing at the time, completely baffling reflecting on it. Left wing was a route back to Guehi the majority of the time. We seemed to focus a lot on progressing the ball through the left flank too. still no idea what the expectation was there.

Foden. But we essentially played without a left wing.

What a ball for Gordon man.

Often the most exciting part of the match is the pre game anthems, I love to see which players have the bollocks not to sing that shit.

Spurs forum is mildly amusing. One guy says they can't afford to play Romero in big games.

Definitely paying the Spurs forum a visit after this game.

SHOVE THE TRANSFER WINDOW UP YA ARSE WERE BACK BABY

Sandro at least would get the crowd involved.

At some point in the next 30 minutes, we will have two central midfielders on the pitch who can play the ball.

You’ll never ever beat Dan Buuuurnn

Isak hates Barnes subplot unlocked.

Fuck off Maddison man

Yellow card for hoofing the ball away after the whistle ref?