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Nonsense. His main injury worry wasn't a hamstring going or pulling his groin, it was smashing his head off our own post when he was reversing at 30mph.

Fun Factory or more importantly The Fun House and pat sharp and the twins hyping the crowd who would literally go mild. Replace Local Hero with a bit of Madness when the players exit the tunel.

Would have loved getting him till the whole "rape" thing came out again. Would sour the move a bit. ? He has him confused with David Robertson. FFS you're right. I saw Robertson, Goodwillie and Dundee in the same articles and just assumed it was Andy. The ones I read focused really heavilly on Goodwillie and Robertson was just an "also" in there. I've been telling everyone the lad is a rapist for the past year now... oops

Would have loved getting him till the whole "rape" thing came out again. Would sour the move a bit.

*Cough* Andy Carroll *Cough*

Very true. Surely enough money in the kitty for both.

I'd fell safer with Cabaye feeding Perez and Cisse than I would with Colback feeding Austin and Cisse Cheaper too.

Aye, consistently crashing and burning. Definitely one of us.

He never moves to try that sort of thing though. Only time he's ever gone for it was against Spurs and he ended up scoring. Apart from that he's constantly hanging back and receiving balls played behind him. By the time he controls it and turns the defenders are just lining up waiting for their turn to tackle him because they know his only move is to try for the line.

End product apparently doesn't matter unless you run a million miles a game.

Pardew: Hi, is that the LMA? I'd like you to help me sue Newcastle for unfair dismissal. LMA: Fuck off Al, it's perfectly fair. You've been getting more FA fines than points!

Distin, Bassong, N'Somnia, Bernard, erm... Boumsong?

Unfortunately true.

Check your pockets. Do you have a few hundred million in there? Yes = Buy the club No = Fuck off back to your hole.

Oh, you!

if you looked at it in terms of raw talent then Taylor does probably have more but Williamsons less prone to stop thinking as Taylor seems to on occasion Aye, but that's not saying much. In terms of raw talent we're all probably better than Williamson. He reminds me of when David James tried to play as a striker.

Because we fall to bits as soon as we concede. Was just watching the highlights of the old Hibs 6-6 Motherwell game. Wondering when was the last time we even looked like we were trying having gone a goal down?

What was the Keeper shirt like last night then?

Just got to look at the "Goal of the Season" list to see that.

The only ambition is to get the fuck away from Pardew.

What they gonna do, ban him from our press conferences?

Is he though? He's yet another average plodder standing between young lads and the first team. Bigi is easily comparable to him in terms of quality now but you know Pardew will just use use him as another reason not to give Bigi a chance to improve.

Put the whole Fantasy WC pot on him?

I think I've found my most used site for during the WC. There's also another offer on 888.com by the looks of it. For every £5 you bet (over 1/2) you get £1 free bet. Up to £5 free each day. Not brilliant, but better than nowt.

Same here. Thankfully the direct debit was set up on a credit card that's now well gone. They've been ringing and leaving messages, wanting me to set up the new DD. They can swivel.