JeffJ

Dildo twins hoying bids in to look busy with no real hope of signing the player like with Raphinha and Phillips.

Don’t think it’s going to happen but signing Zapata would be a sensational way to close the window.

After the deflation of the Watford game it felt we were in such a bad place that we’d just be scrambling around for loans at best. Never thought we’d go and sign a player this good. Money helps but they’ve done a hell of a job selling the ‘project’ to him.

Like for like Aguero replacement. Finished at the top level and has cardiac problems.

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Really like the signing, experienced PL ready, better than we’ve got and better than the centre backs from teams around us at the bottom. Howe wanted a left sided centre half not called Ciaran Clark. We’ve had to move in on from Botman but lad will more than do in our position.

There was article in the Athletic which alluded to their owners wanting us relegated as they are scared about our financial power. Smell the fear coming from New York via Newton Heath. Fucking hilarious. Maybe the Glazers should spend less time concerned with Newcastle United and get their own rancid cesspit of a house in order.

Could sewp for Sewper Kev too but doubt they can afford the release fee from South Shields.

Apparently Bolton’s manager has gone into the Sunderland dressing room, told them they are a credit to the league trying to play the right way and gave them fist bumps. True story.

Wonder if Little Man will trot out another ‘I felt like we were the better side in between the boxes, and I felt they were the better side in both boxes’

Maybe get Ted Lasso in. Last time they had any publicity was on the back of a box set.

He’s in the slip and slide zone now

Powerhouses of Rotherham and Wigan pulling away. The might of MK Dons, Whickham Comp and Oxford creeping up on them. HMS Piss the League starting to look more like the regular bottle job all over again just with a few new different players who nobody knows. And Sewperstar Dan Neil of course. ……… Still, good news about those Chocolate Oranges.

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Fast as fuck and plays like Pavard. Sign him. St. Juste did become the league's quickest player for the 2020/21 season. Maturing as a defender and winning more and more of his challenges in Mainz's strong second half of the campaign, he hit a top speed of 22.43 mph St. Juste was given licence to roam at Feyenoord, and could often be be seen joining the attack in central areas in a manner typically associated with a box-to-box midfielder. His versatility has enabled him to make the transition from right- to centre-back at Mainz, drawing favourable comparisons with Bundesliga contemporary Benjamin Pavard - Bayern's French World Cup winner.

What a joke. Compare that to Fraser against Man City. Fucking criminal.

Fuck me. Getting pulled apart down the left. Trippier badly exposed with no help from Fraser or Willock.

If we see Botman as the long term leader at the back much like Kompany was for Man City then I can see us paying the asking price now. Can’t blame Lille, they know he’s our No1 target, we need quality, we have the money and as we get closer to the deadline, get increasingly desperate.

Chris Wood? Present. Okay. It’s business time.

We are desperate and need an effective centre forward right now. The better players won’t come here at this point or their clubs won’t sell. Wood is not a world beater but an effective forward and thats what we need right now to play against Watford & Leeds. I’d hope by 1st February we have another quality attacker signed and Wood gives us an different option. Money paid is irrelevant. Don’t get the hate for the signing. I respect Wood.

He was really good. Made two great saves and unlike Dubravka did the basics. The one he pushed on to the bar in the first half from Murphy was fantastic.

Gini would be our best central midfielder by a distance. He’s a completely different player to the one we sold to Liverpool. Klopp changed him into everything he needed from a midfielder in his system. Excellent technique, full of energy, rarely give the ball away and work hard to win it back. Klopp was desperate to keep him but the reason Liverpool let him go was FSG didn’t want a bunch of players in their early 30’s on big contracts. If we can get him on loan it would be a massive signing.

Was only 9 but remember being on the benches when Gazza smashed in a 30 yard raker to knock Palace out of the cup, on the way home my dad kept saying ‘this might just be our year, son’. Im taking him to the game today and I’m hoping he’ll say the same!

Magic! ….. In your Monaco slums Away days were something else back then.