Lazarus

2 very good performances in a row. Plays better when hes got a bit fire in his belly

I worked with a Liverpool fan many moons ago and he used to talk about a youngster they had who had scored hundreds of goals at youth level and was expected to be even better than Fowler. Its weird seeing playing careers come and go.

Can you imagine City with Haaland up front? Theyll just bum everyone And yet Howe will the checkbook manager.

Colback scores a worldie.

I thought the Forest keeper was wearing his jimjams

Wasnt Peter Crouch crap at heading or am i thinking of someone else?

There was a moment in the extended highlights just before Brunos sexy time when ASM drifted past 3 players and was looking for a pass but Gayle was sandwiched between 2 Leicester players. You can see him looking and lift his hands palms out as if to say 'wheres the pass?' but then he played the ball to Gayle anyway and it came to nowt. Once ASM has more support in the final third he will look much better. Trouble is hes so quick to turn and run with the ball, his passing options are limited. As said before, should be better once Wilson comes back in.

Aye - but the big question is which South American is showing porn on the team bus?

Hes obviously benefitted from some good coaching and a run in the team. I might have this wrong but I dont think hes let an opposition player go round the outside of him for ages - the player always has to cut in.

Only completed 16 passes too.

I dont think your lass would be his type

He was getting a cut of the fees iirc.

If Botman is around 40m to 60m and Paqueta is around 60m thats gonna be a massive chunk of our summer spending. And its not including the RW or Striker we need. Mandy is gonna have get working on those sponsorship deals i think.

2-1 or 3-1 win for us.

He seems very attack minded for a centre back.

The 'How do you pronouce Bruno Guimarães' thing went on for about 20 pages. Quite a bit to go for Erriksen...

Im finally ahead of @neesy111 - but only just. The fact that neesy isnt playing isnt important. VICTORY!

PIF:

Neil Bath yes please

ASM on the right?? Schar and Burn as 1st choice?? And Gvardiol as backup?

Absolutely cannot wait for the summer window to open. Im like a kid waiting for Xmas

Those quotes are amazing