Kid Icarus

Oooooh you can't be getting beaten by Spurs at home man.

Yeah Palmer's definitely a player like x who can also do something else. The player he probably most reminds me of is Ozil, but again it's with the add on of being clinical in front of goal.

Players over 30 don't boot deals from the main brands anymore. It's probably something to do with that plus one boot is better for x another is better for y imo.

Those highlights were absolutely shan

Absolutely no need for Allison without a beard

Cole Palmer was at the character attribute menu and used all 100 credits on football, fair play to him. Doesn't know what AM and PM means but has 4 goals before half time in the Premier League.

I see the arsenal fans are back to politely clapping their goals at the Femirates

As my BiL recently said 'best night of my life' and before I could add 'apart from the birth of your children' he said 'including the birth of my children' I only went to one match last season and it was that one, genuinely couldn't have picked a better match in my lifetime (5-0 aside) to choose.

and Mbappe's don't forget. Jamaal loves it when the brief is that he has to step up.

That's like being into shortbread

His trips down memory lane are decent on TRIF, but that whole thing is 99% carried by Lineker. Think about some of the regulars though: Redknapp, Savage, Owen, Dixon, Murphy, Hargreaves, Jenas (lol), Deeney, Warnock, Aluko. Shearer's poor but the likes of him, McManamanaman, Keown, Joe Cole get away with saying absolutely nothing of worth because the others are so actively bad imo.

He'd be shit in a good field but there are so many poor ones that he just blends in as average to me. I could count on one hand the regular pundits that I like let alone think offer any insight.

Wonder if Lascelles told Burn about how to deal with Haaland. He's got a good record against him in the grand scheme of things.

Idiot doesn't realise he's talking to Elliott Manderson

They look different under Slot from set pieces though and he has a few in the cups/Europe. He had an assist last week as well. They'll surely change the Saka points, Palmer hasn't even had his added yet either.

Also been wondering since Konate was brought on in the first game of the season why none of the FPL nonces and AI didn't recommend him. The cheapest guaranteed starter out of the top defences and a goal threat.

As far as stereotypes go: Liverpool fans are sanctimonious Man United fans are arrogant Arsenal fans are unhinged, obsessive, bitter, dickless incels Arsenal fans are really on another level to every other online fanbase.

Underrated post

Early wildcard to make sure I had all of Haaland, Salah, Palmer, Diaz, and cheapy Liverpool and Arsenal players might be the best FPL decision I've ever made. Raya's not upholding his end of the bargain this week though mind.

Fantastic! Really glad to hear it, hopefully that's a corner we've turned.

Did it look more like the old us?

Missed this today, what's the scoop?

Newcastle 1-2 Man City Arsenal 3-0 Leicester Brentford 2-0 West Ham Chelsea 2-1 Brighton Everton 2-1 Palace Forest 2-0 Fulham Wolves 1-3 Liverpool Ipswich 1-2 Villa Man United 2-2 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 Southampton

The first related story is unfortunate