Kid Icarus

I see the spawniest team in the league spawned their way to beating Brighton. Never seen a worse team in a better league position

Missed the second half, deserved? @YorkieRatings based solely on the tone of everyone's posts ( ) Pope: 9.5 Trippier: 7.5 Schär: 7.5 Botman: 5 Burn: 4.5 Bruno: 7.5 Longstaff: 7 Willock: 7 Isak: 8 Murphy: 6 Wilson: 8.5

Should have been a yellow mind

Unless they start buying players again, that's a sidestep from Rodgers at best.

Everton have been shocking, we should probably be grateful that it's only 1 nil

Unreal how much he's been slightly injured this season like

That is one big if

"And I must say..." We know Fletch, you never fucking stop.

I've inadvertently made Tyrone Mings my captain

The Michael Oliver fume is funny like. If you're ever in a position where you think you might have to rely on refereeing decisions to beat Everton at home, there are probably other bigger underlying issues.

I'd say the problem is the people sending abuse like. In my experience Adam P is far more likeable, much less cringey, and adds far more value than the people who think they're mocking him from a loftier position like.

There are like 30 points still to play for Mathematically we could still finish 15th and Brighton, Liverpool, and Spurs could win the league, so no that's not right.

Bowen is absolute quality like, I'd be chuffed if we were in for him.

It doesn't seem that way at the moment, but we've come unstuck when team have been happy to sit back and break on us. We don't have a key master for those games.

You're all as annoying as each other tbf Talk about Trippier

What I mean is that it's such an awful stadium that even though they got it for free, I would bet that most West Ham fans would rather they hadn't been given it and because of that I don't think it helps the team. I've never been but just looking at it on TV, on people's mobile footage, and hearing from West Ham fans, it looks absolutely awful like.

Although the way that West Ham got given their stadium is an absolute disgrace, I don't think anyone's benefitted from it like. Probably the worst stadium in the league, awful.

Thought he was absolutely class yet again. 5 assists for the season now, putting him in the top 10 centile for wingers. He'd have a lot more if our finishing was better as well.

This generation's Roberto Martinez

Man United 2-0 Everton Villa 4-0 Forest Brentford 1-1 Newcastle Fulham 1-1 West Ham Leicester 3-2 Bournemouth Spurs 2-1 Brighton Wolves 1-1 Chelsea Southampton 0-2 Man City (double) Leeds 2-1 Palace Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal

He's a 6ft 7 centre back playing at left back. We know he's a very good defender and a good player. Him being knackered impacts on how well he can play. I'm of the opinion that he needs a rest rather than him having flaws in his game

I've got whiplash going from the relegationometer to this in a year. So mad going from working out the minimum needed, to assuming we'll need the maximum

The last time he actually played properly in the league (Leeds away 21/22) he was absolutely unreal

They're jealous of his looks, it's the only explanation