Coffee_Johnny

Well said and stuff, obviously

you'll get no argument from me. Funny though.

I really like this! May need to print song sheets though... maybe just: COS HE'S BRUNO, BRUNO GUIMARAES our GREATEST MIDFIELDER IN AGES COS HE'S BRUNO BRUUNOOO GUIMARAESSSSSSSSS WINNING with PASSION, and Brazilian passing AT ST JAMES'SSSSSSSSS WE FELL IN LOVE

Just noticed title of this thread . Harsh... but fair! Media training overdue me thinks. Perhaps from someone with credibility and a wealth of interview experience. Beardo's probably got time on his hands, and could be persuaded to do it, obviously.

I think this key. We definitely need more players joining, even if only to create space for the usual candidates to have a shot.

Great points, well made. Sorry to read about your early experiences. All credit to you that it has put your good human values in sharper focus.

Just enjoyed 15 minutes picking through this. Interesting, perhaps personal, choice of events/images.

Job done! Welcome to Dan. It has been a long time coming; hope you enjoy every minute of it lad

Happy with that!

Disappointing but more disappointed re Elitike (one for the new regime/future). Aubameyang??

Really, really happy about this signing, by the way.

For the record Dave Beasant has been kicked up the arse by a(our) Brazilian. Think he kinda liked it. I once got stabbed in the arse by a Brazilian (doctor and with a needle). I didn't like it; it hurt but it was a remarkably effective therapeutic intervention. Not sure whether Stan enjoyed the dildo close encounter... unless the 'nee joy' was an expression of disappointment?

Never fear, we've got a great history of easing the transition of Brazilian newcomers... (see last 20 seconds of this.) Think there's a 'fish and chips on way back from away matches' clip out there somewhere form Mira.

To make this a bit less of a Sunday morning random brain fart, for those who’ve seen more of him than me, which past player would you most like him to?

Could Chris Wood be the new Alan Gowling? Off to fish out my rather fletching (and faded) black silk Gowling scarf.

First time in here in a while. Seems Makems are in the third division and RTG is still world of the strange and shouty. All is right is the world. Golly good. Carry on.

Enjoy brother

Do stats like that make anyone else nervous?

Benoit Badiashile--not yet 21, 6'4", steady improvement (from an already exceptional starting point...) representing France at all youth levels, now over 80 appearances for Monaco--would be an exceptional signing.

perfect clip (and sentiment!)

Canny…

Mira Kung Fu kicked Dave Beasant in the arse.

? All you Punks and all you Teds… ? (One for the oldies). Errrr, dawning on me it is actually a new era. I feel really calm rather than happy. Like a wrong has been righted but it’ll still take a while yet to get the consequences of that wrong out of my system before there is space for optimism and joy (I think I recall that being a possibility with NUFC).

Oh… it feels nice to pop back into the old place. Anything changed?

Freeview channel 11 Thank you. I feel such a fool!—The Telegraph stated “Pick is 159 on Sky and 144 on Freeview,” and I have neither.