Whitley mag

Like when they get to cup finals, move stadium and get promoted these horrible part time cunts come crawling out the wood work. They’ll slope off once the going gets tough and the novelty wears off like always. The greatest fans the world has ever seen except when they start losing and the pink seats start appearing en masse. The same set of fans who couldn’t even sell out a play off final at Wembley against Charlton and now think opposition fans are in awe of them singing along to a shit Elvis song they don’t know more than a few words to. Small time cunts always have and always will be.

The way these scouse cunts have openly tapped him up and have the audacity to think we should just accept a low ball bid riles the fuck out of me. They’re basically offering us similar money to Caicedo for one of the top 3 strikers in the world. The attitude appears to be we’ll offer what we want and we’ve weakened your position so much you’ll have to take it. There’s no way in the world we can sell him to these cunts, it’s fucking outrageous arrogant behaviour.

Seen some itk claiming we’re after Moise Kean. Noticed he’s still only 25 and was banging them in for Fiorentina last season. Seems to be his only good season though and did nowt at Juventus.

He’s a good sub as Fulham tend to use him but Strand Larsen is the better all round striker.

Best of the bunch and as you say very Howe. Could work well with 2 pacy wide men alongside him. If Wissa isn’t coming I don’t see where else we turn at this late stage, he also represents better long term value than Watkins.

Howay The Lads and Blaydon Races should be staples at every game.

Did the hammers not beat us at home last season? I hate these cunts as much as anyone, but they’ve got a good recruitment team and look to have a good young pacy side with some experience mixed in. They’ll tail off undoubtedly, but they won’t go down unfortunately. No reason they can’t be a Forrest, Brighton, or Brentford eventually.

Like wood lice crawling out the woodwork. Rarely see them in these parts must be feeling brave after a few pints of Vaux piss.

The lad on the right Diarra looks a very good player. I think they’ll surprise a few this season unfortunately.

He’s a substitute for the last 20 mins, the sooner Gordon is back on the left the better.

Top of the league marra.

Most strikers had a better record than Isak think he scored 6 the season before he joined. Got bad vibes about Ramos think he reeks of a Spurs panic signing.

Trippier, Burn and Schar will look the old men they are and it will be a shit show to start the season. It’s to be hoped the mackems don’t win to compound our misery. Howay The Lads

Why the hell would they want Ramos over Isak he’s no where near the same level.

Not enamoured by this signing but undoubtedly an upgrade on Willock and Longstaff. Certainly gives us running power and potential goals from midfield. With the loss of Isak though I fear we need a technical and creative player, not more running power. We have zero creativity in this team and we’ll be running into brick walls in home games. So in summary not a bad player, but with loss of Isak I have no idea where any spark, or creativity is coming from against deep lying organised defences.

Howay The Lads is steeped in local and club culture. Absolutely love that it’s on the back of the shirt and it’s a chant that sadly doesn’t get aired enough anymore. Any tip to local tradition and fan culture should be applauded in this day and age of generic shite.

Will definitely have to trust the manager on this one. If you’ve got nowt good to say and all that 🙂

He’ll rock up at Villa, or Spurs by the end of the week. Would have thought our journo’s would be all over this if we were really serious.

Make it a loan with no obligation if where that desperate.

If clubs have any sense they’ll leave them with their 9 year contracts.

Pass for me.

Whatever you think of Edwards I’m actually glad to have the cunt back. He’s got the dippers on strings this weekend it’s fucking great to see.

Think we lost a good youngun to Man City this summer, but great to see us taking it to the cartel as well.

What a change from the Ashley years not many clubs could take this stance. Real show of strength from the owners they deserve huge praise and real sign of our intent.