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Dominic says relax…

Chelsea rent boys, dirty Russian money etc. Similar tropes levelled at us and City to be fair.

Doesn’t look grand when it’s hitting the papers. Change of scene incoming? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-13567813/fury-england-camp-field-drama.html

Never happening. She’s more Essex than Pat Tate in Rise of the Footsoldier.

Killmangiro.

Calvert-Lewin on his way. Dream front two of this lad and Beto. Hoping we can send the cunts down last day of the season.

Grasscunt Fagoili on.

Bitch cuck clubs like Palace, Fulham and Brighton, flogging their wares and asse(t)s to the Cartel.

Found hanging by his yellow tie.

Fashion Week calling for his hotpants and Lennon glasses.

Full on acid trip.

Named as the first club in the article despite not having done any of the deals. Much of an agenda?

Ziegler is a Cartel shill. Absolute shit of a man.

One of the Redshirt Shithouse Clubs is crying. Any of the three or one of their bitch cuckhold clubs like Palace. This flurry of transfer activity immediately drew scepticism, but has also annoyed some rival clubs. And BBC Sport knows of at least one club that is so concerned it intends to raise the matter with the Premier League. No-one is breaking the rules, but questions have been raised over valuations, the use of young players, and whether this has highlighted a loophole in the league’s PSR system which can be used to limit losses. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5111jg2r3yo

£37m to walk away.

Welcome to Rectum.

Botman was signed within the confines of PSR - we agreed the deal then signed him on 1 July.

From The Mail’s (spit) DCL article: Everton have been in talks with Newcastle over a £35m deal for Calvert-Lewin and have offered around £30m for Newcastle winger Yankuba Minteh. Brighton have also discussed an offer for Minteh, however, French side Lyon are understood to be willing to pay Newcastle's asking price of closer to £40m.

Hungary seem desperate not to go through.

Multiple links to the lad. Prefer Tomori but looks a great player to transition into Schar’s role.

Paedo Petey?

Or we claw back his salary as damages after discovering he mailed his potential employer commercially sensitive and prohibited contract details…

I’d pull back from it if I found out what he was up to. No point trying to be reasonable, just get the lawyers on the case. Imagining Dan’s constructive dismissal argument went tits up after we found that out.

I’m down with it. Missus is now a proper tinfoil hatter and I generally poo-poo all the ones she comes out with. However him squealing rather than taking porridge time seems likely and can see Mossad pre-emptively icing him.

Lopetegui is their new boss.