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Yes, Spurs.

Fuck him. We haven’t got the revenue/wage structure to buy the £200k a week, ready baked PL players. Move on quick and let Nickson do his thing.

Yep. The South Coast Soulless Spreadsheet Skidmarks are “leading the race” apparently.

As long as he/she isn’t like the Villa and Arsenal set piece noncers.

Boehly is such a toucher.

Vurnon Anita special.

We need to make that to fully write him off without loss - £4.8m based on the amortisation profile.

Our problem is the dithering around the infrastructure. Until the plans get going and we bridge the revenue gap, we’ll continue expecting Eddie to turn muddy water into vintage wine to maintain pace.

The Empire Strikes Back. All the ESL clubs going gangbusters after having their hegemony threatened.

Just wish they’d fold, the grim cunts.

Yeaaaaaahhhhh, Brexit Jim says sorry that they had to brutalise and sack the pleb workforce, fuck OAPs and raise ticket prices all around, but is comfortable dropping £122.5m in the first week of the transfer window, without wages factored in. Or our slapstick comedy value overlords have bailed them out the shit with that nonsensical deal for Fernandes.

Meh, it’s time for Nickson to start getting creative again. It appears we’re shopping in the same pool as the ESL wankers - I noticed Liverpool and Man City are both chasing Ederson from Atalanta, Cunha obviously gone to those reprobates, Mbeumo, Guehi etc. Rather than getting dragged into these transfer sagas for established players where we inevitably lose out to stratospheric wages and PSR constraints, whilst wasting time, where are the next batch of our stars? Bruno, Botman and Isak were all on the radar of others but we moved quickly and decisively. I’m struggling to see why we wouldn’t roll the dice again in that £35-£50m bucket in the overseas leagues.

Tammy Abraham linked. Fairly spurious but could be a good second striker profile. Would be happier with him than:

Delaney’s basket case of a club Man Utd are what’s wrong with football. Them and serial rule breaker Chelsea. Not a peep from him about owners like the Glazers rapaciously stripping money out of a community asset or Chelsea’s backhanders, accounting frauds, Clueless-esque shopping sprees and needless hoarding / ruining of players on 8 year deals. Treating supporters’ cash like Monopoly money.

Chelsea-bound. Another young footballer for Creepy Todd Boehly and Uncle Enzo to misuse and abuse.

I was going to call bullshit on this but watching highlights videos he does use his left a lot. I’d argue he’s genuinely comfortable controlling and passing with either foot, a rare talent. Would give us huge options for rotation across the season as you could play him with any of Schar, Botman and BDB.

“Issues”. What a fucking wet wipe. They were in a flip of the coin penalty shootout with Liverpool. They lose that, “football is saved”.

Well done violin nonce.

He’s got a Chimbonda transfer request locked and loaded in his socks for post-match.

Not available on Discovery+’s website? I’ve got it through Sky for free.