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Presuming Wilson has every chance of being our 2nd highest PL scorer if he hangs about for 2 seasons? Edit: Needs 9 to go outright 2nd.

Infinitely happier than it being Wankquillo and Crapth.

Early days but he’s not exactly tearing it up at Swansea…

minus the hair

I think it was out gutsy displays in losing 3-0 to Sunderland and 6-0 to Liverpool in consecutive home games that really sold the dream to him.

Shame if this gets done before our game. Although would be funny if we get some massive Salah drama as a counterbalance.

Ruel Fox was in one of the corporates for the Villa game, lad from work went.

Just play the reserves Pep, nothing much at stake.

As an NUFC fan we’ve already promoted Hall into the Advanced class, he’s onto time in the ice bath to prep him for dog walking on Cambois Beach in January.

Some self belief to wear clobber like this:

As Hall slinks past behind him on the way to his unveiling photo shoot.

Strawberry blondes mate.

I don’t think Robocop is a plastic either like Rice or Grealish.

Alex Murphy would probably take umbrage with that.

Always good when we’re down to ironing out the “finals details”.

Plenty of shirt sales in Japan though.

Great isn’t it? Far better than scrambling in the bins for Hamza Choudray.

Blades fans are going to love his outfits.

Targett flogged if we get Hall in I reckon.

Matt Targett to Forest for £15m once they shit the bed in January a la Wood and Shelvey.

Little prick that he is.

Possibly first refusal clause if we were to sell him, maybe some sell on fee %, but no chance of buying him back for a set price. Defeats the purpose - it’s either low fee and then a much higher buy back or a sell on. Not both.