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No issues with Pope and that’s Dubs off.

Reads like a horoscope from Mystic Meg.

All part of the Cartel game plan.

Ahahahahahahahahaha! “Flex their muscles on the minnows”, desperate for us to do these whoppers now.

Dear god. Don’t know whether it’s his own shonky work or ChatGPT’s but the lad really needs help.

That’ll be Timber playing against us.

How were Heed without their main striker? Not many teams stopped them scoring this season.

Think a few of Arsenal have the shits as well.

Dragusin also carrying a knock, so hopefully we can get in down the side of him and Gray.

Hahaha! I’ve still got my future interest in buying a luxury villa in Sydney but like Barcelona it’s out of my reach financially.

Forster Porro Dragusin Gray Spence Sarr Bissouma Maddison Kulusevski Son Solanke

On the plus side, both West Brom and Sheffield Wednesday are starting to pick up points below them to start squeezing the play off spots below them.

Looking forward to seeing Carol Malia’s brood being signed up soon.

And UNESCO world heritage site.

Son of Paul Mooney. North East weather legend.

Spurs 1-1 Newcastle Villa 3-0 Leicester Bournemouth 2-0 Everton Palace 1-1 Chelsea Man City 3-0 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Brentford Brighton 2-2 Arsenal Fulham 2-1 Ipswich Liverpool 4-1 Man United Wolves 1-1 Forest

Truly fantastic. Fuck the plastic bastards.

Tough one. We’ve got 3 fit left footed CBs and one right footed. Lascelles out of contract this summer and Schar 33. Obvious position that needs an incoming with no obvious bolter from the under 21s. Spent all summer trying to sign Guehi too. That said, that RW upgrade has the potential to snare us Champions League…

Tweet essentially compares Liverpool to a wholesome loyal supermodel and Real Madrid to the Hawk Tuah lass. Says TAA is lured by clout not the lass who made him. Melodramatic Scouse nonsense as usual.

£3-4m in wages. Plus a nominal fee. Add that to possibly Miggy, Dubs and *maybe* Longstaff and the club have cleared the decks for one incoming. Maybe the Lens CB.

Same pricks who slapped “above us only sky” on a banner. They don’t like it when a bigger fish does to them what they’ve done for decades to other clubs.

Essentially factoring for football clubs. Totally legal but stupid unless unavoidable as you’re robbing yourself.

Papers reckon TAA is off, Van Dick and Salah signing on for 2 more years.

Newcastle United are looking to offload right-back Kieran Trippier in January, according to the Sun. The St. James' Park hierarchy is believed to be keen to move the 34-year-old on to help remain aligned with Premier League Profit and Sustainability Rules, and clubs in LaLiga, Serie A and Turkey are all said to "registered interest" in his services. Trippier has made 11 Premier League appearances this season, starting just five.