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If they get promoted and beat us twice they’ll happily lose the other 36, the inbred clowns.

City will live or die depending on the 115 charges. One season in or out of the CL with their baked in revenue streams won’t make a jot of difference.

Goldstein is such a stereotypical plastic Manc Sky boy.

Cletus and Regis escaped the Lil Old Bayou for the trip to the Big City. Presuming they hitched their horses up to the Sir Bobby statue?

Same. Chelsea contriving to fuck up in the ECL and then missing out on the CL and EL would be a major headache for them. If not for a free truckload of Infantino vanity project cash, they’d be in fire sale mode. Europa League would force Villa to apply the hand brake a touch whilst still keeping them distracted with Thursday / Sunday fixtures.

I’d argue Marcelino, Luque, Boumsong and even England’s Michael Owen were bigger flops for the money we paid at the time. Mudryk, Pepe and Antony are all-timers though. The Ukrainian looks like a kid chasing pigeons in a park, not a footballer.

Treacherous vermin, should be put in stocks and pelted with cat shit.

Grealish can join his fellow floppy haired pencil necked grass Madders at Spurs.

Would love to see Murph get another 3 goals to have a double-double of 10 goals and assists.

In this day and age, with the handcuffs on spending and loaded dice for the Eatablishment clubs, the fact we’re beating the system and won a trophy is probably more of an achievement. Get to the Champions League in the same season and that’s a massive bloody nose to the PL and Cartel.

Photoshop this with his daughter’s feet in his mouth, the filthy ginger deviant.

Throw Minteh in there and Lloyd Kelly for PSR megabucks and it’s pretty sound.

Just look a bit slack and the crowd has been nonexistent in this. Back to the sit on their hands brigade rather than radge.

Fair play to the lad, he’s seeing more pitch time than he would have got with us.

Big Lloyd primed for that move:

Wondered when the bitter ghouls would make an appearance, absolute subhumans.

Always a steady conveyor belt of black and whites in Horden. All my mam’s side of the family who were quick to make sure I was a true believer despite me living all around the world growing up. Kits from being a bairn, matches when I came home to visit etc.

He’s also PL tested and battle ready (maybe too much at times!) so you’re paying a premium for perceived lower risk of him bombing in English football.

Fernandes was 19/20 season. Could argue Dalot has been ok, but not stellar, and he joined 18/19 season. Mata in 13/14? No arguments on Van Persie in 12/13. Zlatan came in and did a job round about the mid 2010s.

He only put fingers in the youngun marra.

Fucksake. Track top will be purchased.

Van Dijk will take a huge chunk as well.

Vomit inducing some of the corporate spiel in that.

Can’t wait to see Pep destroy his flair like he has with Grealish…