Nucasol

Forest looked shonky today. They did had a couple of goals ruled out for marginal offsides but Igor Jesus and Awoyni looked really oafish up front and you contrast that with Richarlison, Solanke and Kolo Muani causing Liverpool bother.

Quick reflection after the weekend - feels like the PL is losing its lustre. Whether it’s the set piece noncery or the sterilisation and Yankeefication of stadiums clogged with day tripper tourists in the stands, there’s just something amiss. Maybe it’s off the back of 3 0-0s and 12 goals in 9 games but Dick Masters’ product seem a bit wank this year.

Such a pack of hyper bitter touchers.

Easy to get the Kojaks confused. Eggs all look the same.

Jamie would love to fluff them like he was skiing Tignes.

Chelsea head coach Liam Rosenior dismissed Newcastle as offering “nothing in the game but we gave them a goal”. Fuck off you speccy try hard.

Here for the Spurs meltdown

Need to find a way of accommodating Ramsey. However that might come naturally in the summer if Sandro is away.

Yoanne Samu?

They’ll celebrate that more than their own team qualifying for Europe the sick freaks that they are. FTM and all that.

Do you even need to ask?

Right to give Shearer a kicking. He can fuck off with his grumpy old man takes on our players, 206 or not. Still not happy he referred to that other lot as “United” either.

Things I like to hear 👊

Are you working for the mackems game?

Impeccable timing. Fully foresee a wave of norovirus sweeping through the squad next Friday…

Just the 18 points less to play for…

Tonight’s game v Blackburn u21s available on the app. Neave has just scored a belter to put us 1-0 up. Looks miles ahead of the rest of the age group.

2-0 shonky Chewsee win.

They can get to fuck. The amount of memorable moments Barnesinho has given us merits a life contract. West Ham, Leeds, Wolves, Barca to name a few.

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A.

One of the non-PIF ones plz.

Chernobyl pies. The middle is hotter than the reactor core at meltdown.