Nucasol

Pay as you play deal only.

Yes. Let’s turn into the NFL, maybe throw in some tailgate parties and Cheesehead hats to really capture the vibe. The sooner we weed out the US owners and stop this cultural vandalism the better.

Porro, Maddison and Jackson proving to be a game changer this week. Bow down to the Liverpool and NUFC players to make the bigger difference.

Their form was skewed by the win at Liverpool and draw at Chelsea. There’s always an oddity sneaks into the Top 6 after 10 games and normally tails off. I’m more worried about Brighton who seem to be getting the extra point or two on results I wouldn’t expect them to.

Pure scum.

Absolutely - a few cybernetic enhancements and Wilson 2.0 will be ready. I’m sure he’ll still manage to be more mobile than latter years Shola, Carroll and Kuqi:

Think he had shin splints at one point. Either way, he looks like he’s got Milner levels of reliability when compared with Plastercast Callum.

Dyer - 250 games in his 8 seasons here. Wilson - 108 in his 5 season so far.

I’d wager Dyer’s availability was miles better than Wilson’s has been. Wilson is clocking in at 40-odd% of our games played in his time here. Dyer will be higher. Woodgate - accept that.

Random one on the BBC Gossip column this morning. Feels like we already have the ‘project striker’ in Osula: Newcastle are in pole position to sign Algeria forward Ibrahim Maza, 18, after Hertha Berlin dropped his asking price to 20m euros (£16.65m). (Caught Offside)

Just have to laugh.

Pisstake or legit?

I wouldn’t blame Bunce for anything to do with Wilson. Two pieces of kitchen towel prittsticked together are more robust than Callum’s muscles and tendons.

Hamstrings like SuperNoodles.

Ready stash in the photo reel.

That’s honestly unbelievable. The guy is a walking bandage.

“Setback”

Bournemouth: Brighton: Palace (Steve Parrish & his Cartel friends): Brentford: Fulham, Wolves and Everton:

Currently hovering between Circles 5 and 6. Circle 7 is the inevitable dust up when their form nosedives in the New Year.

Fiorentina.

Going full Bob Murray myself - 75,119 and above plz

Yep. Have no recollection of him playing for them.

Qayne Wuinn.

So if you count Ashby it’s 18. If someone gets the last one I’d be surprised.

3 to get, 2 if Ashby counts.