Nucasol

Time to break the Bournemouth hex Eddie lad.

PSR teacher’s pet and Sinister Six hoop lickers.

He’s not fit, hope he’s just keeping the groin in check.

All feels a bit sluggish.

So just Pope, Wilson, Barnes and Lascelles crook. Any news on Willock?

Bad Charlotte

Wolves h Bournemouth h Southampton a Fulham h City a Forest h If we do that and beat City and Forest we’d likely be in 2nd. The next game is Lilpool at Anfield.

Make a banner about that one you fucking tryhards.

Two goal Tosin last weekend.

It’s why turning breaking even on the Targetts of this world or getting lumpy profits on youth team products or the occasional purple is so key to refreshing the squad.

It’s basically they’ve lumped his signing-on fee into his wage packet rather than a lump sum or transfer fee. See it as a £15m transfer fee split over 5 years on top of £80k a week wages.

Stefanos Tzimas linked according to Crayons Ryder. Summer move though: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-learn-stefanos-tzimas-30781582.amp

Interesting one from Football365. bEIN Jacobs talking to that nugget Goldbridge: Ben Jacobs, talking to The United Stand, revealed that Newcastle are the only club to make a ‘concrete’ approach for Mbeumo this season – but it explained that it will be a hugely difficult deal to complete in the January window.

I like the idea of him lumbering Barca with a load of wages and costs that mean they’ll struggle to find the famous “economic levers” to fund an Isak bid.

“Dr Newcastle will see you now…”

Cretin with the Austin Powers specs and headphones incoming blud/fam.

That’s what I’m talking aboot, ey.

Put the lotion in the basket marra.

Cue video of the bald nonce dancing around his living room like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs with a glass of rose in his hand.

To be fair he was about that body shape when he signed. 7 appearances of pure jelly.

Bet they got plenty of people to tune in though.

Shit Slow News.

Never really got started with us, either from his foot injury or a consistent run of appearances.

2003-2004 Invincibles team. Amazing to think that’s now nearly 21 years ago.