Nucasol

Marcia Guehi?

That goal against them in the cup paving a way for a mega move to the Cottage.

Are his eyes still looking as raw as a 10 time a night hooker’s lady parts?

Doesn’t scream he’s staying at all costs does it?

As Guehi does his medical in the room behind them…

Big Lawrence Berb was the best. Robert ended up with 32 goals and 55 assists for us. Daveed: Hatem: Maxi:

Proper bellend. Been watching too much Money Heist.

Not even the tip of the iceberg either. Bench of Hall, Livramento, Hutchinson, Ampadu, plus countless others.

Saudi Roddy Piper.

Wild Bill Osula.

Loan at best. He’s been a massive bust, probably our biggest misstep under Eddie so far because of the persistent injuries. Such a far cry from the player who was available and did well on loan.

I’ve been using Google News as a feed to get anything new on the transfer wires. Turns out to be 50% Liverpool Echo Gordon articles, 40% Paisley Gates Gordon articles and 10% stuff actually meaningful to NUFC.

The lad knows grift, I’ll give him that. I feel for the Brent Di Cesare in him, the affable Nottingham Forest fan, who has been cuckholded by the grim Goldbridge alter-ego. Its basically Andy and Hank in Me, Myself & Irene.

This is what we’re fighting against with the old money clubs.

WillNE

I think you’re being generous to Liverpool. If the Slot experiment doesn’t go to plan and they have a rough time with injuries and fixture congestion then it could be lower than 5th. Would also box Chelsea in as an unknown quantity with Maresca new to the role.

Any link to stockists yet?

It cross references a Twitter post that says they have the ability to match out bid, not that they actually will bid.

@Shadow Puppets currently rooting around the bins for some incriminating evidence.

Where’s this bottom half crack coming from? With the likes of Garnacho, Mainoo, Fernandes and Martinez alone they’ve got the hallmarks of a top 6 side. Throw in Shaw, Onana, Malacia, Hoijland and the new signings and they’ll be well stocked and have depth to manage Europa and the PL.

“Sean”

The world would have been so much better if the sperm that created Casey had been a wank or a blowjob.