BeloEmre Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. That is what I wish I could have posted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. You deserve some sort of medal for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. You fucking legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. God bless America! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. Massive overreaction, but nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. I want to have your children. I realize I am male, but we'll find a way. We'll just use Pilko as a surrogate mother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. Poster of the year 2009, locked up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 this thread it's like the elixir of life absolute gold Praise t'Lord Ranger be thy name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I said to my brother a while after Stoke scored, "He'll bring Ranger on and he'll head the equaliser". Fucking Carroll only went and stole the lad's thunder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. Some more respect for you my man! To be fair, I think we all know Ranger isn't actually the messiah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 f***ing hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to f*** off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the f***ing match programme instead. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Shearer may give Nile Ranger his big chance http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2009/04/14/shearer-may-give-nile-ranger-his-big-chance-72703-23380950/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Shearer Message For Toon Young Gun By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United boss Alan Shearer has told teenage hotshot Nile Ranger: "If you're good enough, you're old enough". The London-born striker celebrated his 18th birthday by winning a place on the Magpie bench during Saturday's 1-1 draw at Stoke following an impressive debut season in which he has fired 22 goals for the club's Reserve and Junior teams. And at one point it looked as though gaffer Shearer was going to throw Ranger his Toon bow as his side chased an equaliser late in the game. As it turned out it was fellow sub Andy Carroll who proved to be the United saviour as his towering header earned what could be a decisive point come the final reckoning in May. Article continues>> And Shearer says that he won't be afraid to put his faith in the likes of Carroll and Ranger during the remaining six games. "If you're good enough, it doesn't matter what you are," he said. "If he can add something to the team, I would have no fear about putting him on. If you're good enough, it doesn't matter what age you are. "I said to all the guys in the reserves, 'how you play and how you train will determine to me whether you have a part to play trying to help Newcastle United', and I've seen a response from all of them, including Nile and Andy and the experienced players. "The response was great last Monday, as it has been in training." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Fantastic news. Hope he keeps true to his word about giving those deserving a chance. Just a shame Lua Lua went out on loan I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Good to hear, shame Lua Lua has gone out on loan as well, would have liked to see him given more of a chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Hopefully he can put in another impressive performance tonight. Great to hear that Shearer's going to be watching again too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 More power to the young guns, looks like they are more up for it than some of our big name perma-crock strikers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Good news, as as has been said it's a pity Lua Lua went out on loan as he'd be well worth giving a try too. With Martins' availability looking questionable at best, it's nice to at least have an option other than Shola to call on. Hope he does the business if and when his chance comes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "If you're good enough, it doesn't matter what you are," he said." Racist! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Just thinking about it, I cant believe this has got 59 pages! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I opened a box of cereal for my son's breakfast this morning and instead of a small plastic dinosaur there was a small plastic Nile figure instead. Apparently it's the only thing that will satisfy children at the breakfast table these days. He's the new T-Rex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Just thinking about it, I cant believe this has got 59 pages! Probably because it's only got 58. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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