Dokko Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 it feels weird, i'm hoping for a sale but i was hoping for one last time and look what happened there! We can't even afford to look forward to that considering how burnt we got from it last time. What a fuking mess, what a total cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3105/crystaldoor.jpg You may now enter the data room, you have three minutes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Is it automatic lock in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. I suppose an online supository of poorly scanned files with Llambas and Ashley's writing all over it including games of hangman on contracts and Ashley doodling "Sports Direct 4 LYFE" as well. These online data rooms are quite possibly the most annoying things ever, I was in charge of managing and organizing one when the company I worked for sold our division to one of the big investment banks. Ever since being on that end of due-diligence, i officially hate that term. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. Technical term relating to due diligence though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I personally can say hand on heart that so long as Ashley goes I don't give a monkeys who comes in, whether that be Shepherd or anybody else. We're all longing for stability and a half decent start would be a permanent manager, and the chances of that happening while we're in limbo is slim. The last thing we need is to fall too far behind in pre-season preperations, but on the other hand we can't force teams to take the overpaid tosh off our hands. It's gonna be a tough couple of months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noisewater Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. I suppose an online supository of poorly scanned files with Llambas and Ashley's writing all over it including games of hangman on contracts and Ashley doodling "Sports Direct 4 LYFE" as well. These online data rooms are quite possibly the most annoying things ever, I was in charge of managing and organizing one when the company I worked for sold our division to one of the big investment banks. Ever since being on that end of due-diligence, i officially hate that term. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. I suppose an online supository of poorly scanned files with Llambas and Ashley's writing all over it including games of hangman on contracts and Ashley doodling "Sports Direct 4 LYFE" as well. These online data rooms are quite possibly the most annoying things ever, I was in charge of managing and organizing one when the company I worked for sold our division to one of the big investment banks. Ever since being on that end of due-diligence, i officially hate that term. Do these data rooms speed things up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The data room. Does Llambias think its the 70s interpretation of the future? I cant believe we have a data room. I suppose an online supository of poorly scanned files with Llambas and Ashley's writing all over it including games of hangman on contracts and Ashley doodling "Sports Direct 4 LYFE" as well. These online data rooms are quite possibly the most annoying things ever, I was in charge of managing and organizing one when the company I worked for sold our division to one of the big investment banks. Ever since being on that end of due-diligence, i officially hate that term. Do these data rooms speed things up? Supposedly. It basically allows interested parties to view the club's accounts remotely which i suppose is a major advantage for foreign groups Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonTastic Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 These online data rooms are quite possibly the most annoying things ever, I was in charge of managing and organizing one when the company I worked for sold our division to one of the big investment banks. Ever since being on that end of due-diligence, i officially hate that term. Seen as you seem to have a clue what they are, I'll be nice and let you explain them to us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I can't believe I wrote suppository, I meant to say repository/online digital library - still waking up. Do these data rooms speed things up? Yes and No. If done correctly and organized properly - the buyers can look over "the books" as well as any other pertinent information that the seller will put up. Its up to the seller to ensure that all pertinent information related to the sale/facilitate the sale are there. Seen as you seem to have a clue what they are, I'll be nice and let you explain them to us Hah! Not much else to explain, those in charge of the sale will go on there and look at what is up there, and make their decisions accordingly. Due-Diligence is useless if a firm doesn't put up a proper system that a the buyer can use. We used a system called Intralinks, gave potential buyers a username and password and let them go at it. We had several requests for more information that we did provide and did not provide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I can't believe I wrote suppository, I meant to say repository/online digital library - still waking up. Do these data rooms speed things up? Yes and No. If done correctly and organized properly - the buyers can look over "the books" as well as any other pertinent information that the seller will put up. Its up to the seller to ensure that all pertinent information related to the sale/facilitate the sale are there. Seen as you seem to have a clue what they are, I'll be nice and let you explain them to us Hah! Not much else to explain, those in charge of the sale will go on there and look at what is up there, and make their decisions accordingly. Due-Diligence is useless if a firm doesn't put up a proper system that a the buyer can use. We used a system called Intralinks, gave potential buyers a username and password and let them go at it. We had several requests for more information that we did provide and did not provide. Skirge, any chance you can work your magic and get the required info. /User: mashley //Password: password Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 address: whatafuckingfannyon.nufc.co.uk username: admin password: admin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. I thought that Profitable Group had confirmed, or were you not counting that as "serious"? I'm fairly sure Freddy Sheppard wants his hands back on the levers of power too, although noone knows the money behind him. If there wasn't one more interested party added amongst those two i would be suprised, probably a foreign investor of some sort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalker Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. Fair enought though, interesting that llambias finally speaks when season ticket renewals are arriving on doorsteps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. Fair enought though, interesting that llambias finally speaks when season ticket renewals are arriving on doorsteps. How "many" of our transfer dealings under Ashley were done hush hush? There's no reason why selling the club would be any different Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 It'l be nice when the primary topic of discussion is actually about football again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 It'l be nice when the primary topic of discussion is actually about football again. This. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. I thought that Profitable Group had confirmed, or were you not counting that as "serious"? I'm fairly sure Freddy Sheppard wants his hands back on the levers of power too, although noone knows the money behind him. If there wasn't one more interested party added amongst those two i would be suprised, probably a foreign investor of some sort. are they in the corridors of power? right next to the coffee machine of power? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Alright then, at least I now know when to be prepared for the first round of "Newcastle takeover talks collapse" stories. I won't believe any of this for a second untill it actually happens. It just seems too suspicious that not a single source from any serious bidder has actually confirmed their interest. Yes, I've turned terminally negative. I thought that Profitable Group had confirmed, or were you not counting that as "serious"? I'm fairly sure Freddy Sheppard wants his hands back on the levers of power too, although noone knows the money behind him. If there wasn't one more interested party added amongst those two i would be suprised, probably a foreign investor of some sort. are they in the corridors of power? right next to the coffee machine of power? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 It'l be nice when the primary topic of discussion is actually about football again. This. Has that ever been the case? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 No way Shearer will be appointed any time soon - Llambias is a lying bastard, just saying it to get ST renewals up - CUNT Erm, they're trying to sell the club, did you not notice or something? Why would they give a shit about the season ticket renewals when that's going to be someone else's problem? Surely all you paranoid-delusionals should be expecting them to deliberately put people off from renewing just to fuck over us and whoever the new owners are, that'd be the really evil thing to do, wouldn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 No way Shearer will be appointed any time soon - Llambias is a lying bastard, just saying it to get ST renewals up - CUNT Erm, they're trying to sell the club, did you not notice or something? Why would they give a shit about the season ticket renewals when that's going to be someone else's problem? Surely all you paranoid-delusionals should be expecting them to deliberately put people off from renewing just to fuck over us and whoever the new owners are, that'd be the really evil thing to do, wouldn't it? Contentious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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