Guest Chubby Jason Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 He lived on Heskey's knock downs for years so he may get a few goals. It's just funny that he will now have to battle to get into one of the worst teams in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Is Woodgate still there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Keep thinking of that video where hes gloating scoring against that 13 year old. cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Hopefully he'll stay injury free and cement his place as one of the most pathetic, hateful, overrated and downright shit trails of cunt gunge to ever deface both this league and the human race. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I also hope he has a Vanilla Sky type of life destroying scenario. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Pulis will be forced to play him and change Stoke's style, unless Owen will have a fit. Lets hope he doesn't mistake Crouch for a horse and try to "mount" him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 It's such a bad signing for them, absolutely clueless that lot. Mint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Well, that's a nice little career move for that horrible cunt. On the plus side, I can see Shawcross injuring him in training Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I also hope he has a Vanilla Sky type of life destroying scenario. Pulis no doubt dangled him off the top balcony of a 20th story building getting him to sign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Wow, I can't believe that someone has actually bothered to take few seconds of their time to change the thread title. Important, I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Should have retired.. Stoke FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Must have been impressed by his latest brochure http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7226/7260464678_404c0a45b2_b.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 That picture down the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Stoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 If he'd gone there 3 years ago , he might have a bit more credibility as a player and person. Now it's the best he can get. Reckon hell have a decent spell at some point. 7 goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Crouch and Owen. All they need now is Heskey and they can play Jonathan Wilkes and co next summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I wonder if Pulis looks at england squads and thinks "that's the squad I want to assemble, only when they're 5 years older" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Can't see him enjoying his time there. The Britannia's bench doesn't even have padded seats ffs. Btw, type 'Britannia Stadium bench' into Google images and the first picture is of Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Is the old poll still up as some kind of ironic statement regarding how irrelevant he is to us? Because something fresh and new like "How many matches will Michael Owen start for Stoke City?" warms the cockles of my heart. Bitter? Sure. But what can I say - the little shitcunt thought he was too good for us even as he led us to the Championship, and just three years later we're back in Europe while he's getting a sunburnt mouth watching long balls fly over his head. Karma's a bitch, you little fuckwit... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 If he ever reignites his career we'll reignite the poll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Told my mate he was off to Stoke, his reply: "ah well, will be a match made in heaven as they're all cunts too!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 If he ever reignites his career we'll reignite the poll. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n37/el_chingon22/UFC%20BEST%20FIGHTERS/UFC84_Carwin-Wellisch-ko.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7842743/UAE-opening-for-Owen Could potentially be in talks to the middle east; i'm sure the money grabbing little cunt will love that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7842743/UAE-opening-for-Owen Could potentially be in talks to the middle east; i'm sure the money grabbing little c*** will love that! They have horseracing around there as well Plot thins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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