Dinho lad Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 What a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "A few times I used to play nine holes of golf with Ronaldo – the Brazilian" By the time they got to the 10th tee Ronaldo had enough and told him to fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Literally can't stop crying after reading Michael's story all people talk about these days is Syria! What about Michael Owen you ignorant pricks!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 what a prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 So to sum up that article - life in Madrid is boring if you spend all your time in a hotel room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Hope he tries to eat that shirt and chokes on it. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Thread title amended in tribute to Thatcher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Just can't get over how much of a retard he is, unless Madrid is the most overly populated place in the world I don't believe you can't get a decent place to live (that isn't a 'business hotel') when you are earning about £400,000 per month and are already a millionaire. Is he really THAT thick/incapable of looking after himself/not able to hire someone to do it for him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I love the line "we would lie there in the pitch black until we dropped off to sleep". "My wife would often wake me - 'Michael, I can't get to sleep, can you say a few sentences?'" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Just can't get over how much of a retard he is, unless Madrid is the most overly populated place in the world I don't believe you can't get a decent place to live (that isn't a 'business hotel') when you are earning about £400,000 per month and are already a millionaire. Is he really THAT thick? Not a single house available apparently what an arsewipe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I love the line "we would lie there in the pitch black until we dropped off to sleep". "My wife would often wake me - 'Michael, I can't get to sleep, can you say a few sentences?'" Oakie man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Just can't get over how much of a retard he is, unless Madrid is the most overly populated place in the world I don't believe you can't get a decent place to live (that isn't a 'business hotel') when you are earning about £400,000 per month and are already a millionaire. Is he really THAT thick? Not a single house available apparently what an arsewipe Fucking scared little prick, hope he breaks his legs getting out of bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sounds like his lass is not the cultural, intellectual, dynamic women I imagine all footballers wives to be, we can all call the Beckhams but there good mixers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "Michael, the restaurants are all shut, I've made you some soup." "Fucking hell, what's in this; it tastes like lighter fluid!" "Dunno, I just used all the ingredients in the house - why are the fridges so small over here?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Half the Real Madrid squad lived in the same high-standing neighborhood in La Moraleja, with plenty of expensive for-rent houses with the swimming pool, etc... he craved. Why the fuck didn't he move there? I'm just picturing the rest of the Real Madrid squad not telling him about it because they didn't want him to move in with them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Half the Real Madrid squad lived in the same high-standing neighborhood in La Moraleja, with plenty of expensive for-rent houses with the swimming pool, etc... he craved. Why the fuck didn't he move there? I'm just picturing the rest of the Real Madrid squad not telling him about it because they didn't want him to move in with them "Shhh he's coming, ohhh the Premium Inn, can't believe we all live there! Don't get me started on the restaurants, not open till midnight!? Pah!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 The thought of a multimillionaire struggling to get by in Madrid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I love the line "we would lie there in the pitch black until we dropped off to sleep". "My wife would often wake me - 'Michael, I can't get to sleep, can you say a few sentences?'" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sounds like his lass is not the cultural, intellectual, dynamic women I imagine all footballers wives to be, we can all call the Beckhams but there good mixers. Think she was caught speeding down the A1 once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 This fucker's gonna have to find some real humanitarian moves to make me hate him less. What a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Hahahaa just read that article, what can you say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 :lol: That article is awful! What a depressing chick he's married to. No self esteem or confidence. Calling the guy to check how long before he got back?! Dude was on a leash! Get a baby sitter, and sign your wife up to some Spanish courses, dance classes, cooking classes etc. And tell her to get out there and meet some people and enjoy herself, and more importantly leave you the hell alone so you could spend some time bonding with your team mates. What a boring pair. Completely wasted the whole experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I just love how it starts as a cheery piece congratulating Bale for his signing and whising him well, only to quickly degenerate into a depressive tale of isolation and loneliness that reads like a sucky sequel of Lost in Translation He does have issues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Absolutely crying with laughter reading the last page or so. He never had to buy a meal, bet he loved that, the money obsessed little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 That cunt would have the cheek to let fans pay for his meals while he earns a shit load. He should be paying his own and their meals in the restaurant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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