SEMTEX Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm not just gonna drink my piss without knowing it'll alter the course of the universe and ultimately lead to Alan Smith leaving NUFC. I need to understand how this makes a difference. I assume it's some butterfly effect nonsense, but I need a flow chart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm not just gonna drink my piss without knowing it'll alter the course of the universe and ultimately lead to Alan Smith leaving NUFC. I need to understand how this makes a difference. I assume it's some butterfly effect nonsense, but I need a flow chart. I'm sure drinking your own piss wouldn't harm things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CheickMansour Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm not just gonna drink my p*ss without knowing it'll alter the course of the universe and ultimately lead to Alan Smith leaving NUFC. I need to understand how this makes a difference. I assume it's some butterfly effect nonsense, but I need a flow chart. Intentional? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darth Crooks Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 if this is anywhere near true this would top me beating cancer...easily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 if this is anywhere near true this would top me beating cancer...easily. You beat cancer ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I feel bloody terrible now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15BH39QDxY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjEm1FLYOI&feature=related Maybe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 we know its not true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Positive news therefore it must be bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 The Halifax Courier! Rumours of a controversial homecoming for Alan Smith went into overdrive today as bookmakers slashed the odds on the Newcastle United midfielder making a shock return to Leeds. Sky Bet are pricing a return to Elland Road for Smith before the transfer window closes at 1-5, with reports other bookmakers were refusing to take any more bets on the move. The movement in price reportedly followed a series of large bets being placed on the possible transfer and has ramped up debate among the fans on internet forums and Twitter. Smith seemingly burnt his bridge back to Elland Road when he signed for bitter rivals Manchester United following the Whites’ relegation to the Championship in 2004. But with boss Simon Grayson having expressed an interest in Smith and looking to add to his midfield following the release of Bradley Johnson and Neil Kilkenny, a signing which would likely split fans’ opinion looks increasingly likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 The Halifax Courier! Rumours of a controversial homecoming for Alan Smith went into overdrive today as bookmakers slashed the odds on the Newcastle United midfielder making a shock return to Leeds. Sky Bet are pricing a return to Elland Road for Smith before the transfer window closes at 1-5, with reports other bookmakers were refusing to take any more bets on the move. The movement in price reportedly followed a series of large bets being placed on the possible transfer and has ramped up debate among the fans on internet forums and Twitter. Smith seemingly burnt his bridge back to Elland Road when he signed for bitter rivals Manchester United following the Whites’ relegation to the Championship in 2004. But with boss Simon Grayson having expressed an interest in Smith and looking to add to his midfield following the release of Bradley Johnson and Neil Kilkenny, a signing which would likely split fans’ opinion looks increasingly likely. The Halifax Evening Courier!!! Jesus wept, what a shite paper! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Good luck to him, but his alarming injury assisted decline means he'll be out of his depth even in the Champo. I generally think he's a good lad, not his fault that we gave him such a ridiculous contract and eveyone within the club wont say a bad word against him. Having said that, that ankle injury finished him as a decent player (he was never THAT good in his pomp) and his performances on the field this season past were lamentable, at best. I know it's fashionable to bash him with "he's a coward! he hides!" but I think it's one of those sad situations where his football mind was telling him to do one thing and his knackered physical self just couldn't do it. A strange time really. Many different managers and team mates have said how invaluable it was to have him at the club, yet 90% of his on pitch was totally underwhelming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 http://i52.tinypic.com/eafqz9.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Just fuck off seriously, My heart sinks just seeing his name on the bench and then when he comes on you just know its guna go to shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 My stomach sank like I was on a ride at Thorpe Park when his touch got away from him in the box... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordstrom Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Awful. Somehow picks up a yellow card in the little time he was on the pitch and his first touch was abysmal when trying to clear the ball when it was in our box. Could have conceded a goal if Fulham's strikers were in a better position. Where's Guthrie when you need him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schmuck Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 He did do a sweet hoof up into the air in the centre circle though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Was genuinely convinced that we'd throw away the points when he came on despite being 2-0 up. Then sometime after their goal I noticed that he was being played up front Never again Pards, never again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Could conceivably have cost us the game. Thankfully not, but shouldn't be near the squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Bit concerned that Pardew hasnt realised how awfull he is and hes mention him a few times in press conferances too hope we arent going to see much more of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Smith makes me http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/263/unledkkk.png. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 I always open this thread in the hope that some club is daft enough to come in for him. It's never going to happen and he's here until the end of the season by the looks of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 I always open this thread in the hope that some club is daft enough to come in for him. It's never going to happen and he's here until the end of the season by the looks of it. I wouldn't put it past this shower of shit to extend his contract (albeit on a much lower salary when Smith realises not even Division 1 clubs are willing to touch him with their local rivals' bargepoles) or worse still...make him Pardew's replacement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 In 2012 the contracts of Smith, Lovenkrands and harper run out and we instantly become a better team. Only time, shame shola signed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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