Stu Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 The man's an absolute parasite. Funnily enough, he's a very expensive mistake that Ashley has been paying for ever since he allowed a manager to persuade him to "splash the cash". £6m transfer fee gone on a player we can't shift won't be doing that again £60k pw wages on a player we can't shift won't be doing that again Letting a manager dictate transfer policy and end up with players the next manager doesn't want won't be doing that again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 hmm max gradel maybe on way out of leeds, do the right thing bates and replace him with smith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 In his last 50 minutes on the pitch, we've conceded 4 vs WBA and Fulham and scored 1, an own goal. Has he also been booked twice? Or did he not get a card against WBA? No yellows in WBA game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can we not just pay up his contract, or at least offer him on a free transfer where we pay the difference in his earnings or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjmc Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 every time i see this bumped (especially now) i pray that its a link to see him move on as happy as Iam we have people who appear to be ahead of him I would rather never see him pull on the shirt again in any capacity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 The abuse that came from the gallowgate as he minced onto the pitch on Sunday ranged from "oooh look he's gonna morda someone" to "sort yer barnet out man" to "fuck off man ya talentless cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 The abuse that came from the gallowgate as he minced onto the pitch on Sunday ranged from "oooh look he's gonna morda someone" to "sort yer barnet out man" to "f*** off man ya talentless c***" All fair tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I know a korean kiosk that tapes expired soda cans to the packs of batteries they sell, and it´s non-negotiable to leave the soda out. Can´t we do something similar with Smith the next time we sell a player? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can we not just pay up his contract, or at least offer him on a free transfer where we pay the difference in his earnings or something? I do wonder if we haven't reached the point where we can just rip up his contract and tell him to fuck off. Whilst he has a contract with us, I'm fairly certain that contract will specify that his job is as a footballer and any sentient being can surely now see he no longer qualifies for that job. He can't run, he can't pass, he can't tackle, he can't read the game or other players, he's not a goalkeeper and I've only seen him take one shot in the last 4 years. If he's a footballer then I'm sure the average traffic cone also qualifies as a footballer (the traffic cone would probably be more effective in the midfield). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dogbeak Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 (the traffic cone would probably be more effective in the midfield). thats absurd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 i like to think all the the name dropping of smith lately by pardew and the little cameo appearance against fulham was to remind people he is still alive and available...............well i can dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 The abuse that came from the gallowgate as he minced onto the pitch on Sunday ranged from "oooh look he's gonna morda someone" to "sort yer barnet out man" to "fuck off man ya talentless cunt" Never realised you were sat next to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I bet this guy isn't even nervous today. Doesn't even have a bag packed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I bet this guy isn't even nervous today. Doesn't even have a bag packed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Shameless self promotion, first it was Owen and his brochure earning him a move to Man U then Hargreaves and his Youtube videos getting him a move to mega rich City. Couldn't we have done a video for Smith? Fair enough there would have been a lot of people saying "why is that bloke just standing there throwing himself at anyone who walks past" questions but it must have been worth a try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 fuck, was so hopeful when i saw this bumped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Sorry was trying to entertain myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Hargreaves was running in his video clip, was he not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 This cunt still with us then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Andy in Leeds via text: "Just seen Alan Smith in Leeds City Centre, replacement for Gradel? Triumphant homecoming?" pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Can you please not bump this bloody thread on transfer deadline day?! Edit: Unless you're Andy in Leeds! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Reckon he's away back home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Workmate of mine swears he just saw Alan Smith getting out of a taxi at Ibrox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 It would be a real religious miracle if he's sold today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 His Cameo must've convinved them we don't need strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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