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As shit as he was today (and he was fucking garbage) I'd give him a pay as you play next season, leave the cunt on the bench/in the wider squad, flog Colo and get a top class CB in alongside Chancel.

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Why?

 

Bring the big dope off the bench if you need cover.

 

New CB - Chancel - Lascelles - This big dope on a PAYP deal.

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As shit as he was today (and he was fucking garbage) I'd give him a pay as you play next season, leave the cunt on the bench/in the wider squad, flog Colo and get a top class CB in alongside Chancel.

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Why?

 

Bring the big dope off the bench if you need cover.

 

New CB - Chancel - Lascelles - This big dope on a PAYP deal.

Buying two new centre half's this summer isn't preferable?

 

Taylor is shambolic and should be shown the door.

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As shit as he was today (and he was fucking garbage) I'd give him a pay as you play next season, leave the cunt on the bench/in the wider squad, flog Colo and get a top class CB in alongside Chancel.

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Why?

 

Bring the big dope off the bench if you need cover.

 

New CB - Chancel - Lascelles - This big dope on a PAYP deal.

Buying two new centre half's this summer isn't preferable?

 

Taylor is shambolic and should be shown the door.

 

Of course it's preferable :lol:.

 

We're talking about a club that needs a new LB (desperately) and, at least, one more CB and then cover for RB.

 

I'm working on what I think is realistic, not preferable. If preference was available, I'd fuck the whole back four off and start again (possibly barring Janmaat).

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Him and Colocinni quite possibly gave the worst centre back pairing performance in Premier League history right there.

 

They were (one of) our CB pairing in the season we got relegated

 

Bet there isnt another professional team in the world who has the same CB pairing as 7 fucking seasons ago man

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Him and Colocinni quite possibly gave the worst centre back pairing performance in Premier League history right there.

 

They were (one of) our CB pairing in the season we got relegated

 

Bet there isnt another professional team in the world who has the same CB pairing as 7 f***ing seasons ago man

 

we have not had a good defence for many years and yet these two somehow still play for us .... not hard to see why we struggle each season.

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He'll be fine against teams like West Brom as he can head a ball. Any sort of pace or movement and he's fucked, which is pretty much every team these days. Obviously Coloccini's deficiencies are still glaring and both should be peddled in the summer

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So as we feared and most people pointed out.  It was WBA's complete ineptitude making him look good.  As opposed to Taylor actually playing well.  I think the same can be said for the majority of the team, TBH.  We made Chelsea seem like a great team, again.

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If you're in trouble he will save the day

He's brave and fearless come what may

He's strong as an ox and he's going grey

It's Steven, Steven, Steven Taylor

Without him life would be much grimmer

He's handsome, trim and no-one slimmer

He moves like he carries a zimmer

 

He's Steven Steven Taylor

As reliable as a clapped out banger

He's never been mistaken for Beckenbauer

He's not curly or a World Cup winner

 

Master of the fist pump and injuries

His command of the back four is uncanny

How come he's thick as pigshit? Don't ask me.

Ask Steven, Steven, Steven Taylor

 

You'll never meet anyone as dimmer

But if we play our cards right

Then he might just pop up with the winner

He's Steven, Steven, Taylor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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