The College Dropout Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 He's played in some big matches for his boyhood team and made himself secure for life. For a guy of such limited ability he has done amazingly well. The more amazing thing is why we kept renewing his contract. Mackem Slayer. Never missed a penalty for us. Played in the Champions League. Scored against Barcelona at Nou Camp. Did he score against Inter? Scored a half volley after turning (an aging) Marcel Desailly inside out. Second all time top scorer in Europe for his boy hood club. Played at a World Cup. For someone so shit, he's had literally - an amazing career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Looking back at a career. I'd rather be Shola than someone like Kieron Dyer or Jenas. Dyer was a very good player but he would think had he been focused all of the time could he have achieved more? Shola - he swindled 4/5 managers into playing him for his hometown club and he managed some useful goals along the way. Says a lot about him that after a lot of injuries he's still trying to kick ball. I don't know what's wrong with Jenas but he's packed it all in at 31 or so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 He's just signed for Bolton shola and heskey up top? wow Down they go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 TCD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Well at least he's still making money. Quite extraordinary really. Doubt he will be starting games though. The guy has never been in a situation where he's starting games every week, which is just terrible. At least try to test yourself once in your life man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 He's played in some big matches for his boyhood team and made himself secure for life. For a guy of such limited ability he has done amazingly well. The more amazing thing is why we kept renewing his contract. Mackem Slayer. Never missed a penalty for us. Played in the Champions League. Scored against Barcelona at Nou Camp. Did he score against Inter? Scored a half volley after turning (an aging) Marcel Desailly inside out. Second all time top scorer in Europe for his boy hood club. Played at a World Cup. For someone so shit, he's had literally - an amazing career. Has the record for most used substitute in the Premiership too. And lots of hats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Heskey and Shola up top Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Heskey and Shola up top Heskey: 10 Appearances - 0 Goals :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leek Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Alot of people are saying he's likely to make his debut tomorrow. What a time to be a Bolton supporter, Heskey and Shola up top! Im quite jealous really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Heskey and Shola up top Heskey: 10 Appearances - 0 Goals :lol: Heskey man Should be doing far better than that. Shola should score better than Heskey has managed, surely?! Would be nice to see Shola end up being their main striker and getting goals for them beign the main man. I would enjoy that. Not sure he can still hack that though. Might have left it too late. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Wait, Heskey is still planning? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Alot of people are saying he's likely to make his debut tomorrow. What a time to be a Bolton supporter, Heskey and Shola up top! Im quite jealous really. It's like Jurassic Park for strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Wait, Heskey is still planning? Yurp, think he's needs to revise them though, before he can get permission to build that apartment complex in Croyden. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Is Eidur Gudjohnsen still there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Is Eidur Gudjohnsen still there? Nope, but they replaced him with Stephen Dobbie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Is Eidur Gudjohnsen still there? Nope, but they replaced him with Stephen Dobbie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'm predicting Shola will tear it up in whichever division Bolton play in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 They already have Zac Clough, Max Clayton, Gary Madine, Stephen Dobbie and Emily Heskey. Why on earth would they sign Shola as their 6th striker?! It looks like Clough is the only one out injured too. Strange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Heskey and Shola up top Heskey: 10 Appearances - 0 Goals :lol: 62 caps. 62. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 They already have Zac Clough, Max Clayton, Gary Madine, Stephen Dobbie and Emily Heskey. Why on earth would they sign Shola as their 6th striker?! It looks like Clough is the only one out injured too. Strange. That lineup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 All out attack! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 He's played in some big matches for his boyhood team and made himself secure for life. For a guy of such limited ability he has done amazingly well. The more amazing thing is why we kept renewing his contract. Mackem Slayer. Never missed a penalty for us. Played in the Champions League. Scored against Barcelona at Nou Camp. Did he score against Inter? Scored a half volley after turning (an aging) Marcel Desailly inside out. Second all time top scorer in Europe for his boy hood club. Played at a World Cup. For someone so shit, he's had literally - an amazing career. think it was that other guy m8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Wasn't it Shearer twice in the San Siro, and then Nobby with the only goal at SJP as they thrashed us 4-1? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Fucking hell. Heskey was totally England's Shola too. This is mint. If they were to appoint KK I'd probably switch allegiance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Forza Bolton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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