Ronaldo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Doubt it'll be much, thankfully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Just applied for the role of head Bean Flicker at Brazzers.com. Carver has about the same chance as me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Just applied for the role of head Bean Flicker at Brazzers.com. Carver has about the same chance as me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 So if he's applied and Garde comes in, does that mean he resigns due to the indignity of the situation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-shouldnt-manager-newcastle-8415250 Where do I start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 He is a gobshyte, stopped reading. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I know i have missed something but thought woodman was going with pardew? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose. A years worth of plaka bags, so he can pick his cans of special brew up from the offie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carver has worked with some of Newcastles best ever managers but unfortunately he learnt his trade from only one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love how his biggest claim to fame is 12 months in the MLS, a league which shouldn't even be mentioned in the same context as the premier league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-shouldnt-manager-newcastle-8415250 Where do I start? He's so full of shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I hope if we do get Garde he's allowed to bring in his entire coaching team, fuck Carver, and especially fuck Woodman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Don't pretty much all managers and assistants for that matter have the Uefa pro licence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carver said: “People ask me what are my qualifications. I’ve got the Uefa PRO licence and that’s a starting point. I’ve worked with some of the best people in the game, Keegan, Dalglish, Gullit, Sir Bob. Good, top people. Yet the one fucker he doesn't mention is the one he seems to have learned the most from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Pardew will be genuinely pissed if he reads that quote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carver said: “People ask me what are my qualifications. I’ve got the Uefa PRO licence and that’s a starting point. I’ve worked with some of the best people in the game, Keegan, Dalglish, Gullit, Sir Bob. Good, top people. Yet the one f***er he doesn't mention is the one he seems to have learned the most from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Ashley should play this when he calls in Carver with him expecting there to be contract talks about the manager job: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9262221.stm And then kick him out of the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-shouldnt-manager-newcastle-8415250 Where do I start? Neil Cameron's got an uncanny knack of making the reader feel like they're simply reading his internal monologue. Not in a good way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 100% gobshite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-tells-lee-charnley-8415227 Publicly putting a bit of pressure on the Board, it looks like. Not a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Good stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Garde’s chief responsibilities will be on the training ground, and the 48-year-old will be given leeway to appoint his own coaching staff if the terms of a contract can be agreed. Bye John. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Who the fuck does this ringpiece think he is? Get your stuff and fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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