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He is an absolute stroker.  He might end up managing a League One team if he's lucky.  That will still end in disaster and no doubt he'd get sacked after half a season.

 

More like Myanmar or Pakistan or maybe even the new Indian Premier League.

 

He might be suited to the footie IPL, actually. Heck, even the cricket one. It's all about entertainment down there and he provides that in spades.

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Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season.

 

For fuck's sake.

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Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season.

 

For fuck's sake.

 

:lol: Unbelievable.

 

He only achieved a 99.9% fuck up rate, the relegation would have meant 100%. He couldn't even do that right the useless oaf.

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Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season.

 

For f***'s sake.

 

Wow.

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Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season.

 

For fuck's sake.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: Up is down like a motherfucker.

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  • 2 weeks later...

When asked if our squad is mentally strong he answers not really without a moments pause :lol:

 

What I found funny was when he agreed that we needed more British players with grit and commitment. Yet he was the one who moaned about Abeid more than anyone and there was a player who would run all day and tackle ferociously. Fuck you Carver you absolute gimp.

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Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. [emoji38]

 

Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. Fucker nearly had a heart attack. :lol:

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Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. [emoji38]

 

Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. f***er nearly had a heart attack. :lol:

 

:lol: Said that to a few non-NUFC fans as well, with nigh-on tears of laugher.

 

Do the BBC think they owe him a living, he was with Lowes and Anderson at Bournemouth anarl, wasn't he?

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