Stottie Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Sports bar in Malaga? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I hope he does get a gig soon. Will follow him for the lols. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 He is an absolute stroker. He might end up managing a League One team if he's lucky. That will still end in disaster and no doubt he'd get sacked after half a season. More like Myanmar or Pakistan or maybe even the new Indian Premier League. He might be suited to the footie IPL, actually. Heck, even the cricket one. It's all about entertainment down there and he provides that in spades. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/11/10/former-newcastle-boss-carver-in-for-fulham-job/ Bless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 He almost got us relegated when we'd have been well safe even just getting a point a game. So annoying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. Unbelievable. He only achieved a 99.9% fuck up rate, the relegation would have meant 100%. He couldn't even do that right the useless oaf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For f***'s sake. Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. :lol: Up is down like a motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 The captain 'guided' the Titanic onto the iceberg, despite hundreds of deaths, a good proportion of the passengers survived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 On MOTD2 Extra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 He was at the game? Clearly being prepped to be parachuted back in for a heroic return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 When asked if our squad is mentally strong he answers not really without a moments pause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Feels guilty that we didn't have enough cover to allow Armstrong to go to Coventry last season (should have been at Rotherham or similar this season). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 When asked if our squad is mentally strong he answers not really without a moments pause What I found funny was when he agreed that we needed more British players with grit and commitment. Yet he was the one who moaned about Abeid more than anyone and there was a player who would run all day and tackle ferociously. Fuck you Carver you absolute gimp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Just turn on MOTD2 and Captain Lickspittle is on. Why oh why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Just turn on MOTD2 and Captain Lickspittle is on. Why oh why? got it on radio in kitchen, every time i go in its him talking- nobody else get a word in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 He was at the game? Clearly being prepped to be parachuted back in for a heroic return. That would be the end of everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he would have committed suicide by now. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. Fucker nearly had a heart attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. f***er nearly had a heart attack. Said that to a few non-NUFC fans as well, with nigh-on tears of laugher. Do the BBC think they owe him a living, he was with Lowes and Anderson at Bournemouth anarl, wasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though superb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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