Fenham Mag Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/11/10/former-newcastle-boss-carver-in-for-fulham-job/ Bless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 He almost got us relegated when we'd have been well safe even just getting a point a game. So annoying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. Unbelievable. He only achieved a 99.9% fuck up rate, the relegation would have meant 100%. He couldn't even do that right the useless oaf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For f***'s sake. Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carver took charge of Newcastle in January following the departure of Alan Pardew to Crystal Palace and despite a poor run of form, he managed to guide the club to safety in the Premier League on the final day of the season. For fuck's sake. :lol: Up is down like a motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 The captain 'guided' the Titanic onto the iceberg, despite hundreds of deaths, a good proportion of the passengers survived. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 On MOTD2 Extra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 He was at the game? Clearly being prepped to be parachuted back in for a heroic return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 When asked if our squad is mentally strong he answers not really without a moments pause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Feels guilty that we didn't have enough cover to allow Armstrong to go to Coventry last season (should have been at Rotherham or similar this season). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 When asked if our squad is mentally strong he answers not really without a moments pause What I found funny was when he agreed that we needed more British players with grit and commitment. Yet he was the one who moaned about Abeid more than anyone and there was a player who would run all day and tackle ferociously. Fuck you Carver you absolute gimp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Just turn on MOTD2 and Captain Lickspittle is on. Why oh why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Just turn on MOTD2 and Captain Lickspittle is on. Why oh why? got it on radio in kitchen, every time i go in its him talking- nobody else get a word in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 He was at the game? Clearly being prepped to be parachuted back in for a heroic return. That would be the end of everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he would have committed suicide by now. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. Fucker nearly had a heart attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Whoever said that he had a face like a lasagne was spot on. Got talking with one of the locals in a Dublin bar back in May. We got chatting about football, asked who I supported and gave him the 'face like a punched lasagne' line. f***er nearly had a heart attack. Said that to a few non-NUFC fans as well, with nigh-on tears of laugher. Do the BBC think they owe him a living, he was with Lowes and Anderson at Bournemouth anarl, wasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though superb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Had to LOL at the bit where he said in his 'next job' he was going to be more like Klopp...What a fucking loon this prick is. Ok he meant it re the always being cheerful and smiley way, but this man is fucking the epitome of delusional. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Had to LOL at the bit where he said in his 'next job' he was going to be more like Klopp...What a fucking loon this prick is. Ok he meant it re the always being cheerful and smiley way, but this man is fucking the epitome of delusional. Is that genuine? He's as thick as mince this bloke. He's from the Pardew school of dreamers that's for sure but at least AP had the bullshitting experience to at least look like he could pull it off. This cock looks more like the one that lies about all the shagging he does in the Inbetweeners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Ryder :lol: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-newcastle-head-coach-john-10500983 Former Newcastle head coach John Carver jokes that he will be smiling just like Jurgen Klopp in his next job • 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • UPDATED 14:15, 25 NOV 2015 • BY LEE RYDER Ex-Newcastle chief John Carver ready for next football challenge with MLS move potentially on the agenda • John Carver could return to Major League Soccer when the new season kicks off in 2016. The Chronicle understands that Carver would be open to a move back to the league where he managed Toronto FC between 2007 and 2008. Carver left Newcastle last June after helping the club avoid relegation with a threadbare squad, but is now ready for his next challenge. He was an interested spectator in the stands at Crystal Palace for their recent defeat against Sunderland, and he is believed to be spending time observing training at Reading FC this week, alongside former coaching colleague Steve Clarke. The Geordie coach has been working in the media since leaving Newcastle with appearances on Match of the Day, Sky Sports and BT Sports in recent times. Carver – who has been linked with jobs at Fulham and Rotherham – quipped on his most recent TV appearance that he would adopt a similar stance to Jurgen Klopp in future. He said on Match of the Day: “When I get my next job I’m going to be like Mr Klopp and smile a lot.” Newcastle’s poor start to the new season has also been a hot topic of discussion on Talksport, when a national poll indicated that 60% of fans would want Carver in charge of the Magpies ahead of Alan Shearer or Steve McClaren. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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