Dave Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Irrespective of the manager situation, he reckons he's a fan of the club and comes out with that. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I can just picture 20 of them standing pitchside wide-eyed and open mouthed,muttering "oh my god","this can't be real","I can't believe what I'm seeing",all in disbelief at how bad Carver's training methods are,while the squad carry on playing headers and volleys. Carver standing there all smug saying "listen,I know we're good,this is one training idea that Bobby taught me" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 First the maintenance guy What's this? “I was at the reserve game on Tuesday night and I got into the lift with one of the maintenance guys. “He actually said to me, ‘John – I couldn’t believe that performance, I watched what you did on the pitch with the team and I was so excited leading up to the derby game because I thought we were going to win. Then all of a sudden the whistle blew for the start of the game and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. “You can do all the preparation you want but then on a Saturday, Sunday, Monday night…we can’t develop training ground players. We have to find solutions.” http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/04/strange-tale-of-john-carver-and-the-man-in-the-lift/ Gets funnier everytime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Don't want this guy associated with the club in any form in the future. Never mind him 'missing out' on the top job and just going back to being assistant, I don't want this little prick as a boot boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Make your mind up Carver at first he said the poor run was everyone's fault including the tea lady and now it's the fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Don't want this guy associated with the club in any form in the future. Never mind him 'missing out' on the top job and just going back to being assistant, I don't want this little prick as a boot boy. That's another thing that makes me not want a McLaren appointment. British managers are so tainted with jobs for the boys. Carver shouldn't even be on the coaching staff let alone the top job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 First the maintenance guy What's this? “I was at the reserve game on Tuesday night and I got into the lift with one of the maintenance guys. “He actually said to me, ‘John – I couldn’t believe that performance, I watched what you did on the pitch with the team and I was so excited leading up to the derby game because I thought we were going to win. Then all of a sudden the whistle blew for the start of the game and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. “You can do all the preparation you want but then on a Saturday, Sunday, Monday night…we can’t develop training ground players. We have to find solutions.” http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/04/strange-tale-of-john-carver-and-the-man-in-the-lift/ Gets funnier everytime. Fuck outta here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I wonder if he's found out how to play 2 up front yet ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I wonder if he's found out how to play 2 up front yet ? Waiting for the tea lady to tell him it looks good in training before breaking out the new tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 If it really was true, then surely he has to take the blame for not motivating them properly before they get out on the pitch and not using the right tactics to get the best out of them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 @SkySports_Keith: John Carver admits the protests and boycotts by Newcastle fans affected his players against Spurs last weekend. Pathetic. Such a weasel. L L L L L *protest* L f*** off. Told by bishop to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Is this made up stuff?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Was bored : 15 games played so that's 1350 minutes of football. Give or take a minute or so here or there... Time spent leading a game: 199 mins (14.7%) (5 times, winning only 2) Time spent drawing in a game: 605 mins (44.8%) Time spent losing in a game: 546 mins (40.4%) (10 times, losing all 10) Basically we always lose the game if we ever go behind, not so much as a point gained if we ever fall behind at any point. #resilience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Swansea are 2/1, that's worth £10 of anyone's money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Was bored : 15 games played so that's 1350 minutes of football. Give or take a minute or so here or there... Time spent leading a game: 199 mins (14.7%) (5 times, winning only 2) Time spent drawing in a game: 605 mins (44.8%) Time spent losing in a game: 546 mins (40.4%) (10 times, losing all 10) Basically we always lose the game if we ever go behind, not so much as a point gained if we ever fall behind at any point. #resilience You need a hobby midds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Swansea are 2/1, that's worth £10 of anyone's money I have 2 bankers in my accys at the moment, one is Blackpool, the other is us. That's a great booster at 2/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Was bored : 15 games played so that's 1350 minutes of football. Give or take a minute or so here or there... Time spent leading a game: 199 mins (14.7%) (5 times, winning only 2) Time spent drawing in a game: 605 mins (44.8%) Time spent losing in a game: 546 mins (40.4%) (10 times, losing all 10) Basically we always lose the game if we ever go behind, not so much as a point gained if we ever fall behind at any point. #resilience You need a hobby midds Brought some work home but I don't want to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/ Not pulling the punches there. Good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/ How to sum everything up perfectly in one open statement - hits the spot with a bulls eye!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/ How to sum everything up perfectly in one open statement - hits the spot with a bulls eye!! Eloquent which makes me suspect someone like Caulkin is involved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Carver well and truly bodied in that article. Class Just wish that one of the local journos had balls to ask him about this bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ouch. http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-john-an-open-letter-to-john-carver/ How to sum everything up perfectly in one open statement - hits the spot with a bulls eye!! Another fantastic post by the AO team. Makes you wonder who is behind it all with such articulate and scathing pieces. However, long may it continue! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Didn't Carver say something about 14 year old kids being behind the campaign? Makes you wonder who looks like a 14 year old now :lol: Bulls eye! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Carver well and truly bodied in that article. Class Just wish that one of the local journos had balls to ask him about this bullshit. I'm surprised by the easy ride managers get in England, particularly in press conferences; in Spain the press loves to rip them to shreds - a bit too much, even. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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