Mattoon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Maybe the holdup with Pardew was negotiating an exit strategy for his back room staff once a new manager was appointed? After all we couldn't let them all go and have no one to run the club could we? /wishful thinking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Offer Palace a 3 for 2 to deal for Carver, Stone and Woodman. Some SD cheap tat multi-buy strategy? Should be right up Ashley's street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I don't think Carver will still be in charge in 6 weeks, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 My issue with having this wanker stick around under Garde or a new manager would be the briefing he'd give on the players already on the books: inflating the ability of the likes of Gouffran and Willo, while laughing off the ball-players. Of course, I'm being ridiculously naive in thinking Garde / new-guy won't like to make up his own mind. I just want the stench of the Pardew regime out completely, hose the place down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 We need Carver and Stone out for sure, just can't see Ashley stumping up the cash. Also they weren't really Pardew's men so I doubt they have any clauses related to his departure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 We need Carver and Stone out for sure, just can't see Ashley stumping up the cash. Also they weren't really Pardew's men so I doubt they have any clauses related to his departure. We could use the Pardew cash to pay them off, although I can see that would stick in the fat one's craw. In any case we can't really have them hanging around here if Garde's got no use for them. They can't be on that much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Someone like Garde will want his own coaching team in, surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Someone like Garde will want his own coaching team in, surely. I hope so mate, can you see Ashley paying off Carver stone and Woodman though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Doubt it'll be much, thankfully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Just applied for the role of head Bean Flicker at Brazzers.com. Carver has about the same chance as me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Just applied for the role of head Bean Flicker at Brazzers.com. Carver has about the same chance as me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 So if he's applied and Garde comes in, does that mean he resigns due to the indignity of the situation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-shouldnt-manager-newcastle-8415250 Where do I start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 He is a gobshyte, stopped reading. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I know i have missed something but thought woodman was going with pardew? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Give him a years worth of fish and chips each, that'll see them off. Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose. A years worth of plaka bags, so he can pick his cans of special brew up from the offie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carver has worked with some of Newcastles best ever managers but unfortunately he learnt his trade from only one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love how his biggest claim to fame is 12 months in the MLS, a league which shouldn't even be mentioned in the same context as the premier league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-shouldnt-manager-newcastle-8415250 Where do I start? He's so full of shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I hope if we do get Garde he's allowed to bring in his entire coaching team, fuck Carver, and especially fuck Woodman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Don't pretty much all managers and assistants for that matter have the Uefa pro licence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carver said: “People ask me what are my qualifications. I’ve got the Uefa PRO licence and that’s a starting point. I’ve worked with some of the best people in the game, Keegan, Dalglish, Gullit, Sir Bob. Good, top people. Yet the one fucker he doesn't mention is the one he seems to have learned the most from. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Pardew will be genuinely pissed if he reads that quote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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