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Why are keepers so pally with each other?

 

They're the nerds of football. Every kid wants to be a striker but the worse they are the further back down the field they end up. Goalkeepers are those who didn't quite make it but were stupid enough to throw themselves on the floor no matter what the conditions are. They have some mutual loser respect for each other.

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They're the nerds of football. Every kid wants to be a striker but the worse they are the further back down the field they end up. Goalkeepers are those who didn't quite make it but were stupid enough to throw themselves on the floor no matter what the conditions are. They have some mutual loser respect for each other.

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Why is Glenn Hoddle so popular?

 

I could sort of understand the Spurs fans championing him when AVB was sacked given their history but I have seen Man Utd fans calling for him today after the Moyes rumours ???

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What would happen if, in the very unlikely event, a keeper was booked for encroachment during a pen shoot-out, then got a second yellow for doing the same?

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What would happen if, in the very unlikely event, a keeper was booked for encroachment during a pen shoot-out, then got a second yellow for doing the same?

 

You'd assume that one of the outfield players would replace him in goal and the shootout would continue. Not actually sure though.

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What would happen if, in the very unlikely event, a keeper was booked for encroachment during a pen shoot-out, then got a second yellow for doing the same?

 

You'd assume that one of the outfield players would replace him in goal and the shootout would continue. Not actually sure though.

 

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