gbandit Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Was livid the other day and had a right go at my glass of water. Been on the toilet for the last six hours, never again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, LV said: Thatâs actually true though. No issue with that. ?? amazing as we respond better to kindness too! Average human adult is 70% water. Whoâd have thunk it ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, gbandit said: Was livid the other day and had a right go at my glass of water. Been on the toilet for the last six hours, never again. Sure it wasnât the curry and 7 pints diluting the wonder of water content in the human body? ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 4 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Football fans reckon Rickie Lambert has âlost the plotâ after the former Liverpool striker claimed talking positively to water makes it pure. Lambert, a promotion winner with Southampton during an impressive playing career, is not afraid to air his views on life on social media. And a clip has emerged of him in a group chat talking up the benefits of talking nicely to water as opposed to being mean to it. It honestly sounds like microplastics are speaking through the host they've infected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Do I have to talk to my food as well since that is mostly made up of water? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 There is something annoying about Adam Crafton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 14 hours ago, El Prontonise said: Do I have to talk to my food as well since that is mostly made up of water? Yes it used to be called âsaying graceâ a showing of gratitude for having food on your plate (a lot of folk donât know where the next meal is coming from)Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 31 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Yes it used to be called âsaying graceâ a showing of gratitude for having food on your plate (a lot of folk donât know where the next meal is coming from)  Yeah but that was thanking God and that imaginary twat had nothing to do with why food was on the table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Bimpy474 said:  Yeah but that was thanking God and that imaginary twat had nothing to do with why food was on the table. Itâs whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I havenât. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Itâs whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I havenât. That's got nowt to do with thanking the imaginary twat though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 15 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Itâs whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I havenât.  I express gratitude to myself and Mrs B as we work feckin hard for what's on offer in our home, no devine intervention, just pure elbow grease. As you say that work for us, literally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, The Prophet said: Â Flaying isnât torture enough for that freak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay ÂŁ10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 30 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay ÂŁ10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets Watched the first two mins coz itâs from near me but couldnât watch any more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Is staying in a £50 hotel room supposed to be something extraordinary?  Pretty sure anyone whos went away for a weekend on the piss has done it and worse loads of times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 ÂŁ50 barely gets me out of hostel territory when I'm searching hotels these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 2 hours ago, The Prophet said: Â Â I would say fair play if there's enough dopey bastards buying them but it's probably just his multiple personalities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) I like how he's blocked one of his split personality accounts so he can get the screenshot.  Retweeting yourself and blocking yourself is some feat. Edited July 17, 2023 by Scotty66 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 20 minutes ago, Scotty66 said: I like how he's blocked one of his split personality accounts so he can get the screenshot.  Retweeting yourself and blocking yourself is some feat.    deranged behaviour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 1 hour ago, gdm said: Watched the first two mins coz itâs from near me but couldnât watch any more. You mean you didn't offer your spare bedroom to the man, the myth, the legend that is AP? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, ScottishMagpie said: You mean you didn't offer your spare bedroom to the man, the myth, the legend that is AP? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 10 hours ago, Nucasol said: Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay ÂŁ10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets âIdea for a YouTube video. Â I, Adam Pearson, am talking about ÂŁ10 room service in a hotel. Â And other minor quibbles. Â Called âPearson Pondersâ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 interesting, which one is it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Just now, Jack27 said: interesting, which one is it? Â Like Burnsie would know. Needs to stick to being sodomised by space creatures as he knows fuck all about incoming and outgoing NUFC transfer deals. Â Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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