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1 hour ago, gbandit said:

Was livid the other day and had a right go at my glass of water. Been on the toilet for the last six hours, never again. 

Sure it wasn’t the curry and 7 pints diluting the wonder of water content in the human body? ?

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4 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Football fans reckon Rickie Lambert has ‘lost the plot’ after the former Liverpool striker claimed talking positively to water makes it pure.

Lambert, a promotion winner with Southampton during an impressive playing career, is not afraid to air his views on life on social media. And a clip has emerged of him in a group chat talking up the benefits of talking nicely to water as opposed to being mean to it.

It honestly sounds like microplastics are speaking through the host they've infected.

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14 hours ago, El Prontonise said:

Do I have to talk to my food as well since that is mostly made up of water?

Yes it used to be called “saying grace” a showing of gratitude for having food on your plate (a lot of folk don’t know where the next meal is coming from) O0

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31 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Yes it used to be called “saying grace” a showing of gratitude for having food on your plate (a lot of folk don’t know where the next meal is coming from) O0

 

Yeah but that was thanking God and that imaginary twat had nothing to do with why food was on the table. 

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1 hour ago, Bimpy474 said:

 

Yeah but that was thanking God and that imaginary twat had nothing to do with why food was on the table. 

It’s whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I haven’t. 

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5 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

It’s whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I haven’t. 

That's got nowt to do with thanking the imaginary twat though.

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15 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

It’s whatever works for you. I like to express gratitude for my food and drink, and try and focus more on what I have rather than what I haven’t. 

 

I express gratitude to myself and Mrs B as we work feckin hard for what's on offer in our home, no devine intervention, just pure elbow grease. As you say that work for us, literally.

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30 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay ÂŁ10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets

Watched the first two mins coz it’s from near me but couldn’t watch any more. 

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Is staying in a £50 hotel room supposed to be something extraordinary? :lol: Pretty sure anyone whos went away for a weekend on the piss has done it and worse loads of times. 

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I like how he's blocked one of his split personality accounts so he can get the screenshot. 

 

Retweeting yourself and blocking yourself is some feat. 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Scotty66 said:

I like how he's blocked one of his split personality accounts so he can get the screenshot. 

 

Retweeting yourself and blocking yourself is some feat. 

 

 

 


deranged behaviour.

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10 hours ago, Nucasol said:

Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay ÂŁ10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets

‘Idea for a YouTube video.  I, Adam Pearson, am talking about £10 room service in a hotel.  And other minor quibbles.  Called ‘Pearson Ponders’.

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Just now, Jack27 said:

interesting, which one is it?

 

Like Burnsie would know. Needs to stick to being sodomised by space creatures as he knows fuck all about incoming and outgoing NUFC transfer deals.
 

 

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