thomas Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Imagine your bonus being dependent on Alan Pardew, just fucking imagine it edit: I wonder at what kind of type a job like that would attract. Their actions, at best, broadly influence the club but have no direct impact on results. Helped seal the deal for a great player? Good, here's your basic pay. Now it's down to Pardew not to be crap and use that player and finish higher than eighth. >then< you'll get your bonus. Seems like a raw deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 4k is a fucking insult. 4k? 4gay more like. Lowlights more like. I shouldn't still laugh at this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Precisely. We are playing an Arsenal side looking to secure CL football. If we likely lose, he doesn't need to pay a cent. If we win, the 1m is covered by any league position payout. Either way he gains free PR. Win-win imo. 'Kind-hearted' Ashley. He is a shrewd fucker at the end of the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I can't believe people are complaining about him giving out bonuses to the club staff. Nice gesture imo. Motives matter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The quote that Dave posted shows the reason, to try and stop a 'them v us' scenario between players and staff. I like the idea that staff who have nowt to do with what happens on the pitch get a share of prize money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I think it's a nice touch - hope it works a bit better than when he tried similar against West Brom a couple of years back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I think it's a nice touch - hope it works a bit better than when he tried similar against West Brom a couple of years back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 In other news, fuck off you daft twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The quote that Dave posted shows the reason, to try and stop a 'them v us' scenario between players and staff. I like the idea that staff who have nowt to do with what happens on the pitch get a share of prize money. So make it dependent on the final league position rather than a one game lottery, a more or less meaningless one for the players as well, in which the chances of him actually having to pay out are pretty damn slim. I think the initiative is PR related, but I still can't figure out why or how this benefits him or us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Anything to do with him being a spurs fan? He's a Chelsea fan, no? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 4k would definitely contribute to changing my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 4k would definitely contribute to changing my life. Not if you put it on Real Madrid to win in the Champs League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The quote that Dave posted shows the reason, to try and stop a 'them v us' scenario between players and staff. I like the idea that staff who have nowt to do with what happens on the pitch get a share of prize money. So make it dependent on the final league position rather than a one game lottery, a more or less meaningless one for the players as well, in which the chances of him actually having to pay out are pretty damn slim. I think the initiative is PR related, but I still can't figure out why or how this benefits him or us. Didn't that quote say it would have been given for a top 8 finish, with a 25% payrise if they'd got 5th? It's a pretty good gesture given we've missed both of those. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Nothing has better highlighted the cynical attitude of this forum at times. Imagine if he gave money to charity, "cunt"! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I can't believe people are complaining about him giving out bonuses to the club staff. Nice gesture imo. Ashley worshipper! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I can't believe people are complaining about him giving out bonuses to the club staff. Nice gesture imo. Motives matter. No one knows anything about his motives. He's always throwing rather generous bonuses in the direction of SD staff. This is no different. It's how he operates. Let's just chill the fuck out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 What could possibly be the sinister motive behind this, anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Didn't he offer something similar as we blew a three goal lead against WBA? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 What could possibly be the sinister motive behind this, anyway? Not sure, but it's probably something to do with Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The thing that annoys me is at some point this summer, like every summer, we won't sign a top player because we will refuse to pay that extra £1m... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 The thing that annoys me is at some point this summer, like every summer, we won't sign a top player because we will refuse to pay that extra £1m... It is just how we are run, this £1m will make absolutely no difference to transfer negotiations. If we think a player is worth a certain amount or we think we can get them for a certain amount that is all we will offer. Ashley/Llambias won't be thinking 'Well we would have offered a bit more but we paid out that bonus'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Nothing has better highlighted the cynical attitude of this forum at times. Imagine if he gave money to charity, "cunt"! Yup. Summer can't come soon enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stozo Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Nice gesture but let's be realistic. If we win today we could finish 10th, if we lose we could finish 17th. That's about a £3.5m difference in prize money is it not? So not entirely altruistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Nice gesture but let's be realistic. If we win today we could finish 10th, if we lose we could finish 17th. That's about a £3.5m difference in prize money is it not? So not entirely altruistic. Difference between 10th and 17th is over 5 miilion quid: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2326007/Premier-League-prize-money-table-final-game-2013-season.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I can't believe people are complaining about him giving out bonuses to the club staff. Nice gesture imo. Motives matter. I call bullshit. The money he's giving out is real money, not fake money. The staff that will be receiving this money are most likely people who are in the median income bracket, which is in the tens of thousands of pounds. If they're £4,000 better off today at 5, that'll be ten percent or more of their yearly salary. That is huge. They won't be giving a damn why he's giving this because he didn't have to. He could clearly not give this. Maybe he's giving it to provide extra motivation to the players, so fuck if he is. He doesn't have to. They're paid to play and win. Now they'll have to put some effort in to be able to look at the staff that serves them on a day to day basis in the eye. It doesn't matter that he's covered if we win because of the increased prize money in the league. He's smart and potentially many people will benefit from this when previously the only one affected was him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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