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First game this year he's been at. Enthusiastically clapping the players off like a fan at the end and posing for photos with punters.

Sadly for most, nobody wearing a dish dash or a ten gallon Stetson sitting next to him though.

What's gannin on like ?

 

what sort of absolute cunt stops to get a picture with Mike Ashley.  :fool:

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Hope he fell down the stairs on the way out.

 

Funny you should say that but he did make a sort of dash from the box when he obviously got fed up with the photos. Mind he looked quite slim compared to previously so he probably managed the stairs ok.

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First game this year he's been at. Enthusiastically clapping the players off like a fan at the end and posing for photos with punters.

Sadly for most, nobody wearing a dish dash or a ten gallon Stetson sitting next to him though.

What's gannin on like ?

 

what sort of absolute c*** stops to get a picture with Mike Ashley.  :fool:

 

Takes a special kind of cunt like.

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So maybe we should all stand in the "virtual" queue at sportsdirect.com with a mug in our hand but never actually get to the checkout, (think Julian Speroni goalkick on a loop).

 

It worked for Obamacare, see 'Oregon and $300 million' invested without a single sale.  If the queue is long enough, the real customers will put their basket down and walk away...

 

Maybe somebody who knows computers can explain if this is possible. 

 

Just my 2p  :undecided:

 

 

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...or just park a few thousand toy tanks on his lawn, just enough to sicken his 4.7 billion potential customers (and fuck up his lawn mower).

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I'm actually beginning to suspect Pardew has a "say nice things about Mike" clause in his contract, seems no other explanation for the transparently sycophantic soundbites he treats us to every few months.

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Guest snoopythewriter

One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border.

 

One more season.

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We need a buyer first like. As much as Ashley's a cock, if he just upped sticks and fucked off to Rangers, I imagine that'd drop us in it.

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