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Guest zicomartin

...or just park a few thousand toy tanks on his lawn, just enough to sicken his 4.7 billion potential customers (and fuck up his lawn mower).

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I'm actually beginning to suspect Pardew has a "say nice things about Mike" clause in his contract, seems no other explanation for the transparently sycophantic soundbites he treats us to every few months.

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border.

 

One more season.

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We need a buyer first like. As much as Ashley's a cock, if he just upped sticks and fucked off to Rangers, I imagine that'd drop us in it.

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and f***s off across the border.

 

One more season.

 

That is if rangers get out of the scottish championship and do not go bust again.

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We need a buyer first like. As much as Ashley's a cock, if he just upped sticks and f***ed off to Rangers, I imagine that'd drop us in it.

 

His final parting gift. Completely sending us up the swanny.

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border.

 

One more season.

 

And make vastly less money? Why would he do that?

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32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches.

 

Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal.

 

We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future.

 

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32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches.

 

Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal.

 

We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future.

 

 

That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox.

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32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches.

 

Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal.

 

We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future.

 

 

That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox.

 

Makes more sense to get the maximum exposure by being involved in both.

 

Question is, which one will have the controlling interest? I suppose he could reduce his ownership in us down to a minority holding

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border.

 

One more season.

Not quite. First they have to win promotion for the Scottish Championship, with competition, even Hearts should put up a fight. Rangers then actually have to qualify for the CL, doesn't the SPL only have 1 CL place now? Even if they do go up I think Celtic will still have the title wrapped up, I don't think Rangers will be strolling back in like nothing has happened as people expect.
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32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches.

 

Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal.

 

We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future.

 

 

That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox.

 

Unless he becomes an official UEFA partner he won't.

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border.

 

One more season.

 

And make vastly less money? Why would he do that?

 

There really is no reason for Ashley to sell up unless he gets an offer too good to turn down. He's happy to spend the bare minimum to keep us in the premier, and he's hired a cheap manager who is seemingly well thought of by the supporters who attend games. Ashley can just quietly keep raking in the profits while sending Pardew out to spin the bullshit and give the happy fans a wave.

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One more season, lads.

 

One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and f***s off across the border.

 

One more season.

 

And make vastly less money? Why would he do that?

 

There really is no reason for Ashley to sell up unless he gets an offer too good to turn down. He's happy to spend the bare minimum to keep us in the premier, and he's hired a cheap manager who is seemingly well thought of by the supporters who attend games. Ashley can just quietly keep raking in the profits while sending Pardew out to spin the bullshit and give the happy fans a wave.

 

It's frightening how true that is when there's daft pricks posing for pics with him  :sad:

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