Si Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Liverpool v Newcastle United Match Preview (Uncensored) "We've got another 1-1 draw to look forward to..." That mong on the right sounds like he's about to cough up a fur ball every few minutes, if he wasn't a bin dipper I'd advise him to see a doctor. When he said crock and pronounced it Croachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 "Demba Ba's something that we laccccchhhhhh" beautiful accent. Marveaux's a crockchhhhghg as well apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Pardew has a pedigree for getting results away at big teams. Anyone remember West Hams 3-2 win at Arsenal and Sol storming off at HT? think Hughton was better at inspiring big performances. which is funny cos i always thought one of Hughton's weaknesses was motivation and it caused us to drop points against so called lesser teams, whereas Pardew seems a bit more professional in that regard. Maybe so, but we have a better team now. Long ball is not our normal game, Pardew chose that at Bolton because he must have thought that was Boltons weakness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Think I'll switch off when they score their second goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Pardew has a pedigree for getting results away at big teams. Anyone remember West Hams 3-2 win at Arsenal and Sol storming off at HT? think Hughton was better at inspiring big performances. which is funny cos i always thought one of Hughton's weaknesses was motivation and it caused us to drop points against so called lesser teams, whereas Pardew seems a bit more professional in that regard. Maybe so, but we have a better team now. Long ball is not our normal game, Pardew chose that at Bolton because he must have thought that was Boltons weakness. Must have thought it was Swansea's and West Brom's weakness too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Dirk Kuyt has scored in each of his last three Premier League games against Newcastle and laid on two assists. Newcastle have failed to score in their last five Premier League visits to Anfield. Liverpool have won 14 and lost none of their last 16 Premier League games against the Magpies at Anfield. Steven Gerrard has scored six goals in his last eight Premier League games against Newcastle. The winning side has scored at least three goals in the last six Premier League games between Liverpool and Newcastle. The Reds have won five of those six games. Newcastle have lost just two of their last 10 Premier League away games (W4 D4 L2). Demba Ba has scored 21 goals in just 25 Premier League starts. Liverpool are unbeaten in their last nine Premier League games at Anfield, but have drawn five of the last six. Liverpool have the worst chance conversion rate in the Premier League scoring with just 8% of their attempts. The Reds have hit the woodwork more often than any other team (17), while Newcastle are second in this category with 12. Liverpool have conceded 99 goals in December in Premier League history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Pardew has a pedigree for getting results away at big teams. Anyone remember West Hams 3-2 win at Arsenal and Sol storming off at HT? think Hughton was better at inspiring big performances. which is funny cos i always thought one of Hughton's weaknesses was motivation and it caused us to drop points against so called lesser teams, whereas Pardew seems a bit more professional in that regard. Maybe so, but we have a better team now. Long ball is not our normal game, Pardew chose that at Bolton because he must have thought that was Boltons weakness. Must have thought it was Swansea's and West Brom's weakness too. Maybe. The point is , i don't think he'll play the long ball game tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 That mong on the right sounds like he's about to cough up a fur ball every few minutes, if he wasn't a bin dipper I'd advise him to see a doctor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Think I'll switch off when they score their second goal That's the spirit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Dirk Kuyt has scored in each of his last three Premier League games against Newcastle and laid on two assists. Newcastle have failed to score in their last five Premier League visits to Anfield. Liverpool have won 14 and lost none of their last 16 Premier League games against the Magpies at Anfield. Steven Gerrard has scored six goals in his last eight Premier League games against Newcastle. The winning side has scored at least three goals in the last six Premier League games between Liverpool and Newcastle. The Reds have won five of those six games. Newcastle have lost just two of their last 10 Premier League away games (W4 D4 L2). Demba Ba has scored 21 goals in just 25 Premier League starts. Liverpool are unbeaten in their last nine Premier League games at Anfield, but have drawn five of the last six. Liverpool have the worst chance conversion rate in the Premier League scoring with just 8% of their attempts. The Reds have hit the woodwork more often than any other team (17), while Newcastle are second in this category with 12. Liverpool have conceded 99 goals in December in Premier League history. 0-0 it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Liverpool v Newcastle United Match Preview (Uncensored) "We've got another 1-1 draw to look forward to..." That mong on the right sounds like he's about to cough up a fur ball every few minutes, if he wasn't a bin dipper I'd advise him to see a doctor. When he said crock and pronounced it Croachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, awful. I lasted 01:13. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 All long range scanners confirm Toon victory and scouse tears. Buckle up my brothers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Pardew has a pedigree for getting results away at big teams. Anyone remember West Hams 3-2 win at Arsenal and Sol storming off at HT? think Hughton was better at inspiring big performances. which is funny cos i always thought one of Hughton's weaknesses was motivation and it caused us to drop points against so called lesser teams, whereas Pardew seems a bit more professional in that regard. Maybe so, but we have a better team now. Long ball is not our normal game, Pardew chose that at Bolton because he must have thought that was Boltons weakness. Must have thought it was Swansea's and West Brom's weakness too. Maybe. The point is , i don't think he'll play the long ball game tonight. I think if we are to play anything tonight, it'll be some kind of long ball. I don't expect us to play some nice passing football, certainly not tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Bet Mike's conflicted right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I would be shocked to see anything other than long ball tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Monkey Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I see that arsehoel Pardew has came out and said "we're a big club". No, you wanker, we're not, but there'll be some one-eyed idiots who fall for it. Long ball from both teams tonight. Hey ho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 We are in fact no bigger than Bognor Regis Town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flartyblartclart Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fat Mick and Anderson on radio Newcastle reckon Ba won't play. Hope to fuck they're wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fat Mick and Anderson on radio Newcastle reckon Ba won't play. Hope to fuck they're wrong. noooooooo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankpingel Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 according to Mick lowes Ba is still a doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh. Oh. Oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Shit. On the brightside, probably HBA will start then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fat Mick and Anderson on radio Newcastle reckon Ba won't play. Hope to f*** they're wrong. Shola and Best it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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